Dear Little One,
I understand how much you adore your baby sister, and I truly appreciate your affection. However, squeezing her as if she’s a plush toy isn’t quite what she needs right now. You’re making the baby cry.
I get that you’re fascinated by ears at the moment, and you might think that pinching them together is fun. But let’s be real—nobody enjoys that, especially not the baby. You’re making her cry.
I know your intentions were good when you tried to give her a drink of water, thinking she was thirsty. But let’s remember that her mouth isn’t on top of her head. Now she’s drenched! You’re making the baby cry.
I realize you were just playing cowboys with your stick horse, but in the process, you managed to trample her and give her a smack to the face. You’re making the baby cry.
When you attempted to help her stand, it’s sweet, but her legs aren’t ready yet—just like yours weren’t when you dropped her. You’re making the baby cry.
I know you wanted to give her a hug, but if we’re being honest, it looked more like a wrestling move. You’re making the baby cry.
You thought you were helping with dinner, but onion skins are not a great snack option, and they tend to stick to the roof of one’s mouth. You’re making the baby cry.
I understand you just wanted to cuddle, but climbing into her crib and landing on her was a bit much. You’re making the baby cry.
I see you were imitating Mommy when you pretended to munch on her thigh. Just a reminder, Mommy doesn’t use her teeth when she does that! You’re making the baby cry.
You thought teaching her how to catch would be fun, but now she has a black eye. You’re making the baby cry.
I know you don’t yet understand that pinching can hurt, but it really does. You’re making the baby cry.
Your desire to play with her toy is cute, but you’ve got a hundred of your own. She had it first. You’re making the baby cry.
When you wanted to help dress her, just remember that buttons need to be undone first. Ramming her head through isn’t the answer. You’re making the baby cry.
I appreciate your effort to share a treat, but chocolate is a no-go for her age. Now I’m the bad guy for taking it away, and we’ve got chocolate everywhere. You’re making the baby cry.
You thought hide-and-seek was a great idea, but covering her with a blanket wasn’t what she had in mind. You’re making the baby cry.
I know you told her to run before you shot the arrow, but she can’t even crawl yet. You’re making the baby cry.
So, my sweet little whirlwind, I know you love your sister and it can be confusing when she cries after your enthusiastic greetings. But for the love of all things good, please give the baby some space! Because you’re making the baby cry.
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In summary, while your enthusiasm for your baby sister is heartwarming, it’s crucial to be mindful of her needs and limits. Let’s work together to create a more peaceful environment for everyone.
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