- Just five quiet minutes in the bathroom will feel like a luxury.
- Watching your partner adore your baby will deepen your love for them.
- Your true friends won’t bat an eye at your chaotic home.
- Elmo’s voice can transform any fussy baby into a giggling one.
- Catching up with an old friend is just as vital as visiting the pediatrician.
- Both you and your baby will generate an incredible array of bodily fluids.
- You might find your nipples expanding to surprising sizes.
- A newborn can create a laundry pile big enough to hide a Volkswagen.
- A baby wipe shower is totally acceptable in those early months.
- You’d willingly swap any amount of food, cash, or intimacy for a few extra hours of sleep.
- There’s an endless selection of Law & Order reruns to keep you company during 3 a.m. feedings.
- Your single friends may not be as eager to babysit as you hope.
- There’s a coupon code online for nearly every baby item you’ll need.
- Two hours of crying can’t overshadow the 22 hours of pure love.
- Tiny babies can produce impressively large diaper contents.
- Finding a bottle that your baby will actually drink from feels like hitting the jackpot.
- Your partner will be your everything and your nemesis all at once, depending on your mood.
- Mastering the art of leaving the house on time could take up to six months.
- All bras and underwear from the first half-year should probably be retired (or even burned).
- The sound of your baby’s laughter is truly the most wonderful thing.
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In summary, the first year of parenthood is filled with unexpected joys and challenges. From the small moments of peace to the overwhelming love you’ll feel for your baby and partner, it’s a transformative experience that reshapes your life in countless ways.