By: Rebecca Klein
Updated: Aug. 26, 2019
Originally Published: Feb. 11, 2016
When I relocated from the Bay Area to Los Angeles to start my studies at UCLA, that’s when I truly began to appreciate my mother. While many of my peers received rare visits from their parents, my mom had meticulously planned quarterly trips that always included delightful dinners, shopping excursions to replenish my wardrobe, and the mandatory grocery run that made me feel like a contestant on Supermarket Sweep. Despite having a part-time job on campus, my earnings were mostly saved or spent on fun—thanks to my parents, who generously covered my tuition. They viewed it as both a duty and a joy to invest in our education.
This lifestyle was my norm, but I quickly discovered that I had the ultimate mom—a Jewish mother. For many, Judaism represents more than just a faith; it embodies a culture that values family, tradition, and connection as much as it adheres to religious practices. Jewish women are known for being fiercely strong, vocal, and opinionated, creating a unique blend of nurturing yet formidable maternal figures who are just a phone call away.
But let’s not sugarcoat it—being raised by a Jewish mother is not all about shopping sprees. They are as tough as they are loving. If you disappoint her, you’ll hear about it—repeatedly. Jewish mothers are generous givers but expect one crucial thing in return: you shouldn’t embarrass yourself or her. So, in addition to excelling academically and attending family gatherings for Rosh Hashanah, every Jewish kid knows it’s vital to date the right person (preferably employed!) and marry (but not too young!).
If you think being a Jewish mom sounds appealing, here’s how you can embrace that role:
- Always Keep a Meal Ready: Jewish mothers interpret “suffering” as “hungry.” You’ll never catch her without enough food, reflecting on her ancestors who wandered for years. If you see a mom with a sizable handbag, you can bet there’s a roast chicken stashed inside!
- Emergency Credit Cards: For a Jewish mother, an emergency might just mean a sale at Bloomingdale’s. They ensure their kids have funds available for any “urgency,” even if it’s a discount.
- Transform Small Issues into Big Deals: Jewish mothers excel at turning minor crises into significant events. Their motto? “Do you need me to come over?” It’s not uncommon for kids to feel smothered as they transition into adulthood.
- Black Shoes are Essential: While Jewish fathers may not understand, mothers are expert shoppers who want their children by their side. They have their strategies to hide purchases from their husbands, because nothing beats shopping time with the kids.
- Bragging Rights for Grandkids: The only person who can outdo a Jewish mother is a Jewish grandmother. They’ll proudly boast about their grandchildren, even the ones who aren’t born yet, as if they’re future prodigies.
- Mixed Feelings About Daughters’ Partners: No matter who her daughter brings home—be it a Nobel laureate or a local café owner—a Jewish mother will always maintain a polite fondness while secretly wishing for a different choice.
- Grudges Galore: Jewish mothers are known for their loyalty, holding onto grievances for decades. They’ll remember who wronged their child in preschool, and you can bet they’ll bring it up.
- Opinions on Everything: Even if it takes years, a Jewish mother will eventually share her thoughts on past decisions, often leaving her children in tears under the guise of “helping.”
- Sex is Off the Table: This topic falls under the category of things Jewish mothers prefer to avoid discussing.
- All-Knowing: There’s nothing a Jewish mother can’t do, from preparing a Thanksgiving turkey to directing a charity event with grace. The only thing she struggles with is keeping her opinion to herself, but who’s perfect?
- Unwavering Support: Perhaps the best trait of a Jewish mother is her unconditional love. She will never turn her back on her child, regardless of the age or circumstances—always there to offer guidance, even when it might not be wanted.
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In summary, Jewish mothers blend love and strength in a way that shapes their children’s lives, leaving lasting impressions through their unique parenting style. They are supportive, opinionated, and fiercely devoted to their families.