- Avoid keeping super glue around when little ones are present.
- Sharpies should also be off-limits.
- Letting your child use your phone “just once” is a slippery slope.
- Never rely on Google for diagnosing health issues.
- Dollar store toys can lead to much more frustration than their price suggests.
- The so-called “terrible twos” can actually extend well into the preschool years—or beyond.
- Always have wipes handy, even after diaper days are over.
- Think twice before buying character Band-aids; you may find yourself purchasing a new box every week.
- Goldfish crackers are a must; just remember we’re talking about the snack, not the pet.
- Avoid bunk beds unless absolutely necessary.
- Keep a record of gift-givers from birthday parties to ensure gratitude.
- Stocking batteries will result in the inevitable resurrection of noisy toys.
- Buy Mr. Clean Erasers in bulk for those inevitable messes.
- Back up all your photos; better yet, consider printing them.
- Always check the oven before turning it on.
- Making beds is often pointless.
- Accept that you may become like your mother in many ways.
- Check pockets before washing clothes to avoid surprises.
- There’s no such thing as a quick trip to Target with children.
- Capture more moments on video.
- Daily baths may be overrated.
- Consider nurturing young babysitters; their less glamorous appearance can be an advantage.
- Keep plenty of one-dollar bills for tooth fairy duties and small bribes.
- Stock up on emergency snacks for the car.
- Store expensive cosmetics out of reach, including high shelves and stools.
- The check-up at age four can be particularly challenging.
- Always look before sitting down to use the bathroom.
- Teach your kids to clean up Legos at bedtime to avoid painful foot encounters.
- Reserve “no” for the truly important moments.
- Apply sunscreen generously.
- Exercise caution with stray raisins on the floor; they may not be what they seem.
- Never pay full price for kid’s clothes; they always go on sale and the pricey items often get ruined first.
- Surprising kids with Disney trips can lead to overwhelming anticipation.
- Don’t trust children when they say they don’t need to pee before leaving home.
- Lock your bedroom door for some privacy.
- The bathroom door should also be secured.
- Never accept a can of soda from a child without inspecting it first.
- Walk away from temper tantrums, or record them for later amusement.
- Hair will grow back, no matter how upset you feel.
- However, Barbies won’t recover from scissor mishaps, so keep them hidden.
- Limit yourself to two pairs of shoes at a time; kids’ feet grow faster than expected.
- Despite promises, kids will not walk that puppy as much as you hope.
- Donate the books you dread reading aloud.
- Children do not head off to college with pacifiers.
- Avoid toys that come apart unless they can reassemble them.
- Maintain a secret stash of lollipops.
- Keep Play-Doh out of the house and off carpets.
- Watching TV won’t actually harm their brains.
- A bathroom shared with boys will likely never smell fresh.
- Understand that parenting doesn’t necessarily get easier.
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Summary
Parenting young children comes with unique challenges and insights. From avoiding certain household items to knowing how to handle everyday situations, these tips serve as a light-hearted yet practical guide for navigating the ups and downs of raising little ones.