Tag: kids hygiene
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Dear Kids, Please Flush the Toilet (And Other Bathroom Rules)
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Children, You know I love you more than anything in the world, and I would do just about anything for you. Just think about all the countless hours I’ve spent taking care of your little behinds without a single gag (well, except that one time when one of you had a…
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Boys, You Can’t Just Pee Anywhere
Get Pregnant Fast To my beloved boys, I can only imagine how thrilling it must be to have a penis. If I were in your shoes, I know I’d be tempted to show it off and play around with it just like you do. However, as your mother, it’s my responsibility to guide you on…