Tag: Christmas
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When Santa Is Real: Creating One Last Magical Christmas for My Youngest Child
Get Pregnant Fast This past weekend, I had a moment of clarity that struck me like a bolt from the blue. As I watched my children lounging on the couch, just being boys, it dawned on me: they are all growing up. This year marks the last time I’ll have a “believer” in my home.…
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It’s About Having a Sense of Humor, Elf on the Shelf Purists
Get Pregnant Fast In the past decade, a clever mother-daughter team introduced us to the Elf on the Shelf, A Christmas Tradition. They convinced us that the magic of “Santa” alone wasn’t enough—no, we needed another elaborate ruse to navigate through the holiday season. Unlike the simple Santa charade, which typically involves cookies, mall visits,…
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Eight Myths I’d Prefer My Son to Believe Instead of Santa Claus
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, navigating the holiday season can be both enchanting and challenging. My son, now five, is bubbling with excitement for Christmas, eagerly presenting me with an ever-growing wish list that I politely ignore. Honestly, we can barely fit half of what he desires, even if we could afford more than…
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Science Reveals: Santa’s Reindeer Are Pregnant Females
Get Pregnant Fast In an interesting twist to holiday lore, scientific findings suggest that Santa’s reindeer are indeed all pregnant females. While Santa and his merry crew may belong to the realm of fantasy, the characteristics we associate with these iconic creatures reflect fascinating biological truths. These reindeer, known by names like Comet, Cupid, Donner,…
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Yes, Christmas Is About Giving, But It’s Also About Receiving
Get Pregnant Fast Every holiday season, I come across that familiar post. You know the one — it has that self-righteous tone, often from those who pride themselves on their holiday purity. These individuals, who might not be devoutly religious but are undoubtedly reflective about “the true meaning of Christmas,” usually have their favorite soundtrack…
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Take a Virtual Tour of Santa’s North Pole Cabin on Zillow
Get Pregnant Fast As the festive season approaches, children eagerly await Santa’s arrival, and now they can catch a glimpse of his charming 2,500-square-foot cabin at the North Pole, thanks to Zillow. It’s a delightful opportunity for kids to explore where the beloved figure of Christmas spends his days. This year, we’re all in on…
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The Hilarious Reviews of Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again’ Ornament You Didn’t Know You Needed
Get Pregnant Fast Gather your leftover turkey, pour yourself a mimosa, and prepare for some delightful reading: the Amazon reviews for Trump’s “Make America Great Again” ornament. Regardless of your political stance, the 3,818 reviews and 173 answered questions promise a chuckle or two. As families across the nation adorn their Christmas trees the day…
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Do We All Really Have To Say ‘Merry Christmas’ Now?
Get Pregnant Fast While shopping at the local grocery store, the cashier hands me my bags and cheerfully says, “Thank you! Merry Christmas!” I return the sentiment, replying, “Merry Christmas to you as well.” However, I don’t actually celebrate the holiday myself. Despite this, I believe it’s polite to respond positively, and I genuinely wish…
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A Letter to My Jewish Children at Christmastime
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Children, This time of year can be quite perplexing for our Jewish family. Everywhere you turn, the vibrant colors of Christmas—red, green, and all things shiny—are hard to miss. You might hear songs about Santa and holiday cheer playing on your devices (though I know you may not even recognize the…