Tag: personal anecdotes
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An Open Letter to the Cyclist Who Shouted at Me on the Street
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Cyclist, I must admit, I’m not impressed. When you zoomed past me on your bike and shouted, “You f***ing idiot!” I didn’t take a moment to consider if I was in the bike lane or if I should have been moving faster. Honestly, all I could think was that you were…
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10 Reasons I Didn’t Pick Up the Call
Get Pregnant Fast I see the screen lighting up, feel the vibration in my pocket, and hear the ring-a-ling, but I’m hitting that decline button. Before you take it personally, let me share my top 10 reasons for not answering. I was mediating a fierce argument over a missing Lego piece. Trust me, you didn’t…
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The Things My Kids Get Away With
Get Pregnant Fast When morning rolls around, my first order of business is brushing my teeth. I stand at the sink, toothbrush in hand, dancing a little because I desperately need to pee. But before I can even think of that, I have to tackle the awful flavor in my mouth. Bad breath is a…
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38 Birthday Wishes for My 38th Year
Get Pregnant Fast I absolutely adore celebrating my birthday—it’s a day dedicated to me! What I enjoy even more are the gifts that come with it. My husband and friends are well aware of my particular tastes (okay, I’ll admit it, I can be a bit choosy), which is why they often request my wish…