Tag: humor
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The 7 Phases of Parenting While Hungover
Get Pregnant Fast Everyone deserves a night out filled with drinks now and then—especially parents. However, as many parents can attest, having a few too many cocktails comes with its own set of challenges. When you’re responsible for another human being, the effects of your indulgences become painfully clear. While it may not be ideal…
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Selfie Retouching Apps: A Fun Distraction for New Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Welcoming a newborn into your life can be an exhilarating ride filled with joy, exhaustion, and plenty of confusion. But let’s face it—there are moments when it can be downright monotonous. Newborns, while adorable, can sometimes feel like little blobs of need, leaving parents in search of entertainment. One clever mom discovered…
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25 Humorous Responses to the Abercrombie & Fitch Sales Associate
Get Pregnant Fast Walking into Abercrombie & Fitch is always an experience. The moment you step inside, one of their sharply dressed sales associates greets you with the same slick line — a phrase that probably resonates with trendy teens but feels a bit out of place when exchanged between a middle-aged mom in yoga…
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12 Reasons Why I Skipped My Shower Today
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Partner, Welcome home! I trust your day was pleasant. I know, I know, I probably look like I’ve been through a whirlwind (again). Honestly, I had every intention of showering today and sprucing myself up, but life had other plans. Here are twelve reasons why I didn’t manage to shower today,…
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20 Things Easier Than Reasoning with a 4-Year-Old
Get Pregnant Fast My 4-year-old typically unwinds after preschool with a nap and a dose of his favorite show. However, today was different; he flopped down on the couch and then came racing back to me, demanding a new show, but he had no clue what he wanted to watch. “I want something else, but…
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No Apologies: The Journey of a Mom with a Teenager
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s get real: I’m not apologizing for putting our dog outside more often than you’d like. I promised you a furry friend and kept my word, but let’s face it—I’m the one who deals with the aftermath. Your joy when we brought Lizzie home, swaddled in that tiny yellow blanket, made every…
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10 Infamous Moms to Remember When You’re Frustrated with Your Own
Get Pregnant Fast When parenting gets tough and you’re feeling overwhelmed, it’s easy to let frustration take over. But remember, there are fictional moms out there whose actions make ours look positively saintly. Here is a list of ten notorious mothers that might just help you feel better about your own parenting journey. 10. Mrs.…
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Narcoleptics and Unshowered Moms Deserve Love Too
Get Pregnant Fast I suspect my partner may have narcolepsy. His talent for dozing off the moment he gets comfortable is both astonishing and exasperating. It’s not just a minor annoyance in our relationship; it often makes me want to grab him by the shoulders with my weary, frustrated hands and shake him. Hard. I…