Tag: humor
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9 Moments You’ll Regret That Your Child is Potty Trained
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating the world of potty training can feel like a never-ending cycle of stress and embarrassment. Once your child learns to use the toilet, you might think the worst is over, but trust me, there are still plenty of moments where you might wish for those diaper days again. Here are nine…
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6 Ways Motherhood Has Completely Dismantled My Modesty
Get Pregnant Fast Before I became a mom, I was the queen of modesty. You would find me awkwardly lingering at the gym, waiting for an empty shower stall while other women boldly stripped down. If the situation called for it, I would just shower in my bathing suit. That was my life pre-baby. Fast…
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5 Conversations I’d Rather Avoid During Girls’ Night Out
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, I know the whirlwind of chaos that comes with raising kids. My partner and I have navigated the ups and downs of parenting for over a decade, learning invaluable lessons about life, society, and ourselves along the way. Bringing children into the world has expanded my perspective on what…
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Embracing the Bright Side of Menopause
Get Pregnant Fast Menopause—the often dreaded chapter in a woman’s life that many shy away from discussing. I can already envision the men making a beeline for the door. Honestly, I might want to join them for a cold drink just to steer clear of this topic. But let’s face it, ladies: menopause is a…
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Why Pants are the Worst: A Drunken Rant We Can All Relate To
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real for a moment: wearing pants can be a real drag. If a bunch of us decided collectively to ditch them for good, we might just enjoy life a little more. Seriously, it’s time to rally against this fabric prison once and for all. Enter Jake Thompson, the guy who…
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Kids Push You Out of Your Comfort Zone—and That Can Strengthen Your Marriage
Get Pregnant Fast By: Emily Updated: March 30, 2023 On Christmas Eve, just past midnight, I was dashing around the house, preparing for the big day ahead. Exhausted and in my pajamas, I emerged from the bathroom, ready to collapse into bed. My husband, Mark, gestured toward my side of the bed, revealing a beautifully…
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If Your Pregnancy Tracker Were Truly Honest With You
Get Pregnant Fast When you first discover you’re expecting, one thing becomes apparent almost immediately: the first trimester can be incredibly dull. After the thrill of that positive pregnancy test, sharing the news with loved ones, and diving into baby books, there’s not much to do while you wait for ultrasounds, kicks, and that unmistakable…
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My Most Essential Parenting Tool
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to parenting, I’ve accumulated quite a collection of strategies over the past 15 years while raising my three kids. From redirection to positive reinforcement, time-outs to my “I mean business” glare, I’ve got a full toolkit at my disposal. But if you were to ask me to choose the…