Tag: humor
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What My Mother Taught Me About Self-Promotion
Get Pregnant Fast Growing up, my mother was anything but conventional. Loud, brash, and sometimes a bit off-color, her advice was often memorable and occasionally inappropriate. Yet, nestled among those vivid memories are some invaluable lessons. One of the most profound teachings she imparted was how to effectively talk about myself. As a bookish pre-teen…
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Five Ways Teens Are Just Like Gross Babies
They Reek. Nothing quite compares to the delightful aroma of a baby or toddler fresh from a bath, smelling of baby shampoo and the gentle scent of sweet snacks. Even the innocent smell of little-kid sweat after a day of play is charming. But one day, that sweetness fades, leaving you with a teenager who…
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A Humorous Take on a World Where Men Breastfeed
Get Pregnant Fast Have you ever imagined a world where men could breastfeed? A company known for its innovative breast pump recently released an ad that humorously explores this concept, and it’s both entertaining and thought-provoking. The ad presents a workplace environment where men are the ones lactating, and let’s just say, it’s a significant…
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Valentine’s Day: A Transformation Through the Years
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, Valentine’s Day! A holiday that has evolved significantly, especially for those of us navigating parenthood. Let’s take a nostalgic stroll down memory lane and compare what this day meant before the kids arrived versus now. Then: The evening before Valentine’s Day was a flurry of self-care. You’d pamper yourself with a…
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10 Times You’ve Used Your Kids As an Excuse
Get Pregnant Fast Before becoming a parent, I often found myself rolling my eyes at friends who claimed their kids were the reason they couldn’t attend an event or fulfill a commitment. “Who does that?” I would whisper to my partner. Well, it turns out, I do—and perhaps you do too. If you can relate,…
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45 Side-Splitting Thanksgiving Jokes for Your Dinner Table
Get Pregnant Fast As November rolls around, it’s time to gather around the dinner table with family and friends for a feast full of laughter and gratitude. Why not sprinkle in some funny Thanksgiving jokes to keep the atmosphere light and joyful? We’ve compiled a list of the funniest Thanksgiving jokes that will entertain both…
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If You Claim You’ve Never Flipped Off Your Baby, You’re Not Being Honest
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s talk about something real: a mother recently shared selfies of herself cradling her sleeping daughter while giving a cheeky middle finger. As expected, the internet had mixed feelings. If you’re a parent and you haven’t felt the urge to flip off your child or scream into a pillow at least once…
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A Trip to Target: An Unexpected Connection to Our Primate Ancestors
Get Pregnant Fast As a mother of three energetic boys, I often find myself reflecting on the wildness of their behavior and how it sometimes resembles that of our primate ancestors. My oldest, whom I affectionately call “Little Corn,” is now 9 years old, and he’s growing up fast—tall enough that I can slip my…
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Sometimes My Toddler Swears, And Honestly, I’m Not That Worried About It
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting, like many things in life, comes with its own set of surprises. One of those surprises for me was the day I heard my young son exclaim, “What the hell is that?” while rummaging through a drawer. Now, I’ll admit, there’s a mild shock that accompanies hearing your child drop a…
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Kids Stumped by a Walkman: A Hilarious Reminder of Generational Differences
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever witnessed a toddler effortlessly swipe through an iPad, you know just how dramatically childhood has transformed over the years. Our kids are growing up in an entirely different technological landscape, and a recent video captures this shift perfectly—a mother recorded her young son and his friend trying to figure…