As November rolls around, it’s time to gather around the dinner table with family and friends for a feast full of laughter and gratitude. Why not sprinkle in some funny Thanksgiving jokes to keep the atmosphere light and joyful? We’ve compiled a list of the funniest Thanksgiving jokes that will entertain both kids and adults alike!
Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
- How does a spice rack greet its guests on Thanksgiving? With seasoning’s greetings!
- What’s the most delightful aroma at a Thanksgiving feast? Your nose!
- How did the potato arrive at the Thanksgiving celebration? It took the gravy train!
- What do you call inclement weather on Thanksgiving? Fowl weather!
- What do you call a runaway can of cranberry sauce? Fast food!
- What do you call a bowl of cranberry sauce that takes a tumble? A flying saucer!
- Which vibrant vegetable should grace our Thanksgiving table? Beets me!
- When does New Year’s Eve come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
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In summary, Thanksgiving is about sharing joy and laughter, so make sure to have these jokes handy to keep the smiles coming!
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