Tag: motherhood humor
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A Mother’s Heartfelt Plea for Restful Nights
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Restful Night’s Sleep, Hello there. It’s been ages since we were last together, and I have so much to express. Let me begin with the most important thing: I miss you. I miss you deeply, and it’s painful to acknowledge your absence. Life hasn’t been the same since you slipped away.…
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31 Quirky Habits Only Moms Can Relate To
Get Pregnant Fast As a mom, I’ve found myself developing a set of peculiar habits that my pre-baby self would have found utterly bizarre. Despite trying various forms of therapy—like self-hypnosis, journaling, and yes, even a little chocolate—nothing can seem to shake my newfound motherly quirks. Here are 31 strange addictions that only moms will…
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6-Year-Old’s Refreshingly Honest Drawings of Mom Show We All Have a Little Kid in Us
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to unfiltered honesty, kids certainly take the cake. Their innocent observations can cut straight to the core, often revealing truths we might prefer to keep hidden. A recent viral post showcased a brilliantly candid school project by a six-year-old that perfectly encapsulates this phenomenon. In a delightful homework assignment,…
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Re-Entry Is A Challenge
Get Pregnant Fast Every time I prepare for a getaway from my kids, a wave of anxiety washes over me. It’s not the typical fears of flight delays or catching a cold in a new city. Instead, I dread what awaits me upon my return. (Hint: It’s a messy house that reeks of sweaty socks,…
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15 Essential Tips for Thriving as a Suburban Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Having transitioned from the hustle and bustle of NYC to the tranquil suburbs nearly a decade ago, I’ve gathered invaluable insights to help moms like us navigate suburban life without losing our minds. If my suburb had a survival guide, it would look a lot like this. Use it as your go-to…
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5 Hilarious Comments That Make Moms of Twins Crack Up
Get Pregnant Fast As a mother of twins, I’ve heard my fair share of well-intentioned but often amusing comments. From logistical questions to unsolicited advice, it seems like everyone has something to say. If you’re in the twin mom club, you’re probably all too familiar with phrases like “Wow, you’ve got your hands full!” or…
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12 Reasons Moms Find Themselves Awake at Midnight
Get Pregnant Fast Before stepping into the world of motherhood, I was the epitome of early to bed, early to rise. But now, thanks to the demands of parenting, I’ve become a late-night owl who still rises with the sun (oh, how I long for uninterrupted sleep). After chatting with my fellow moms, it’s clear…
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Hilariously Unrealistic Ways to Shed Baby Weight in 10 Simple Steps
Get Pregnant Fast As soon as that little bundle of joy arrives, it feels like everyone—your neighbor, your old college roommate, even your Aunt Mabel—has a list of suggestions for how to shed those extra pounds and reclaim your pre-baby body. (Seriously, where did that body go, and how do we get it back?) And…
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12 Realities of Being a Mom to All Boys
Get Pregnant Fast Being a mother to all boys is a unique experience—one that diverges significantly from traditional parenting norms. It often feels like navigating a whirlwind of energy, with daily adventures that include everything from spontaneous wrestling matches to the occasional chaotic kitchen disaster. Sure, we deal with plenty of bumps, bruises, and wild…