Tag: humor
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PMS Ice Cream: The Sweet Treat You Didn’t Know You Needed
Get Pregnant Fast Every month, we’re reminded that PMS is no walk in the park. If there’s one thing we can agree on, it’s that no woman in her right mind would’ve designed this unique form of torture. Thankfully, a brilliant woman has created ice cream labels that perfectly capture those relatable feelings during this…
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Jenna Marks on Motherhood, Embracing 40, & Raising Kids in NYC
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve tuned into the Bravo scripted comedy Odd Mom Out, you likely find yourself wishing Jenna Marks could be your mom best friend. Not only is she the series’ star, but she also brought it to life by transforming her personal experiences with Upper East Side parenting into laugh-out-loud entertainment for…
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17 Things Toddlers Never Say (That We Wish They Would)
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, you might think you’ve got it figured out when your little one is a baby. But once they hit around 18 months, it’s as if they develop a mind of their own, often wanting things that are completely different from what you desire. Wouldn’t it be nice if toddlers…
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If You’re Going to Use the Term “Douche Bag,” Understand Its Meaning
Get Pregnant Fast Throughout my life, I’ve encountered my fair share of “douche bags”—I mean the literal ones. Growing up in the ’50s, every mom seemed to have one hanging in the bathroom, right over the shower nozzle. I can still picture that unmistakable red plastic bag, a symbol of “modern hygiene” for women. If…
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10 Times I Wish I Weren’t a Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Being a mom is a wild rollercoaster ride, filled with intense love and moments of sheer chaos. I adore my children in a way that defies explanation—it’s a fierce, protective love that makes me feel like I could take on the world for them. But let’s be real: motherhood can be utterly…
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Mom Sends College Student a Care Package Filled with His Forgotten Trash
Get Pregnant Fast In a classic display of parental wit, a mother named Jenna Parker recently made headlines for sending her college freshman son, Tyler, a rather unconventional care package. While care packages typically symbolize love and support, packed with goodies and heartfelt notes, Tyler’s box contained something quite different: the trash he had neglected…
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Hilarious Halloween Costumes: A Comedian’s Prank at a Local Costume Shop
Get Pregnant Fast In the quest for the perfect Halloween costume, many of us have faced the frustration of finding options that are either overdone, inappropriate, or just plain ridiculous. One comedian, seemingly as fed up as we are, decided to shake things up at a local costume store. Meet Ryan Thompson, a blogger and…
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16 Realities of Dating as Parents: A Candid Take
Get Pregnant Fast It’s no secret that life transforms dramatically once kids enter the picture. Yet, the specifics of how dates evolve post-children often remain unspoken. Instead of being purely romantic escapades, date nights morph into opportunities to tackle chores without the little ones in tow or simply savor the rare moments of adult interaction…
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Revisiting ABC’s Afterschool Specials: A Nostalgic Trip Down Memory Lane
Get Pregnant Fast It was a whirlwind of nostalgia as I dove headfirst into the world of ABC’s Afterschool Specials. I hadn’t thought about these gems in years, yet suddenly, I found myself reciting lines from the episodes as if no time had passed. Many of us from the 80s and 90s remember watching stars…
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Uplifting Quotes for Moms
Get Pregnant Fast We’ve all scrolled through Pinterest and stumbled upon those heartwarming quotes about motherhood. While they can be sweet during those sentimental moments, let’s explore some quotes that resonate more with the everyday challenges of being a mom. These words can serve as a reminder that you’re not alone in this journey. “Being…