Tag: humor
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19 Reasons Why I’m Embracing the Teenage Years
Get Pregnant Fast In the world of parenting, baby fever often steals the spotlight. Everyone seems to swoon over those adorable little bundles of joy. While I completely understand the allure—trust me, I adored my little ones from the moment they arrived—I must confess: I’m not really a baby person. As my children have matured,…
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Dear Partner, Is It Necessary to Be Such a Mess?
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating the chaos of family life is no easy feat. Here’s a thought-provoking haiku to kick things off: What is this madness? Are you truly that careless? Yes, I think you are. My partner, Oliver, is truly one of a kind. Over the years we’ve shared, he’s rarely raised his voice at…
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Ben Thompson’s Midlife Crisis Tattoo: Exes Weigh In with a Dose of Humor
Get Pregnant Fast Midlife crises are a peculiar phenomenon, especially for men, and it seems Ben Thompson has fallen squarely into that category. Recent rumors suggest that he’s been involved with the nanny, which has certainly raised eyebrows. Thompson’s ex-partner, Sarah Collins, has refrained from blaming the nanny for their breakup, stating that they were…
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7 White Lies I’m Not Afraid to Tell My Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Someone once said, “Honesty is the best policy.” That someone definitely wasn’t me. Go ahead and judge my parenting style, but I’m not above bending the truth with my children. I’m not just referring to the classic childhood myths like Santa or the Easter Bunny; I’m talking about full-on fabrications that help…
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10 Things Expecting Mothers Say & What They Really Mean
“I’m eating for two.” Sure, I’ve been avoiding soft cheeses, cured meats, coffee, alcohol, and sushi for months, so allow me this moment with a Costco sheet cake. It might taste like guilt and regret, but it’s my comfort food! “I have a birth plan.” Let’s be honest: my birth plan primarily involves pain relief.…
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8 Ways Motherhood Mirrors a Disney Princess Movie
Get Pregnant Fast Motherhood is an incredible journey, filled with moments that can feel straight out of a Disney fairy tale. Here are eight ways that raising kids is just like being in a Disney princess movie. Your Body Takes on Unusual Proportions. Disney princesses often have unrealistic body types—tall, slender, and with impossibly tiny…
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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter Discuss ‘Fitness’ After Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Becoming a parent transforms your life in countless ways, and fitting a workout into your already overflowing to-do list often takes a backseat. You make an effort, though: dressing the kids and hauling them off to gym daycare just for a moment of peace while you shuffle along at a leisurely pace…
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40 Phrases to Avoid Saying to Your Teen
Get Pregnant Fast As our children transition into their teen years, it becomes increasingly clear that even the most benign comments can provoke an unexpected reaction. A casual remark or even a well-meaning compliment might elicit an eye-roll or a hasty retreat to their room. To help you navigate these sensitive waters, I’ve put together…
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Why Watching Men Struggle with Tampons is Hilariously Relatable
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it—there’s something both amusing and bewildering about watching men grapple with feminine hygiene products. When you take a moment to think about it, these items are genuinely absurd. Take the packaging for instance. Do we really need pantyliners wrapped in plastic adorned with flowers? And who decided that these products…
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50 Ways Other People’s Kids Can Drive You Crazy
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is a wild ride, and sometimes, it feels like other people’s kids are the rollercoaster we didn’t sign up for. Here’s a light-hearted take on the little frustrations that come with sharing space with those adorable, yet often annoying, kids: They seem to spread germs right before family trips. They have…