Tag: humor
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“A Mom’s Dream” Serves as the Anthem for Tired Mothers Everywhere
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting “A Mom’s Dream” Serves as the Anthem for Tired Mothers Everywhere By Julia Thompson May 6, 2023 “A Mom’s Dream” is a brilliant parody that resonates with every mother feeling the weight of exhaustion. We’ve all had those moments when our minds wander, reminiscing about a time before we had endless…
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What Moms Would Ask Alexa About Motherhood
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: Parenting can be a whirlwind of questions. From sleepless nights to toddler tantrums, the uncertainties are endless. Wouldn’t it be incredible if technology could provide the answers we desperately seek? Sure, Alexa can stream your favorite playlist, but can she tell you if your body will ever bounce back…
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How My Partner Ignited My Wildest Dreams
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the sweet sound of freedom! My partner has taken the kids out for dinner and grocery shopping, leaving me with a delightful evening all to myself. After 13 years together, he still knows how to set my heart racing. But don’t worry about me feeling lonely tonight; I’m plotting my own…
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39 Reasons We Avoid Working Out
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: the motivation to exercise often eludes us. I mean, here I am, a woman of a certain age, still jamming to tunes that were cool back when cassette tapes ruled the world, and I’ve packed on a few extra pounds since those days. Now I find myself at a…
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11 Creative Ways Teens Perceive Time
Get Pregnant Fast Does anyone really know what time it is? Or better yet, does anyone truly care? The band Chicago posed this question in their classic hit many years ago, but there’s one group that definitely keeps an eye on the clock—we parents! We need to stay on top of pick-up times, family dinners,…
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Tina Fey’s Final Fancy Dress: A Hilarious Farewell to Formality
Get Pregnant Fast Dressing up is not my favorite activity. The mere thought of slipping into a cocktail dress or attending a formal event sends waves of anxiety through me. I can’t help but stress over my appearance: Is there a dress that still fits? Are my undergarments presentable enough to avoid looking like I’m…
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Why I’m Using More Colorful Language Around My Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Growing up as the eldest of four sisters, I adhered to certain household rules that shaped my upbringing. There were strict guidelines about screen time—only designated family nights for high-minded PBS specials—and absolutely no swearing allowed. The mere thought of uttering even a hint of profanity felt as shocking as committing a…
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What to Avoid Saying When Your Parents Gift You a Car for Graduation
Get Pregnant Fast When I graduated high school, my first car was a humble Chevy Chevette, which my parents handed down to me. It was functional and reliable, but my heart was set on a vibrant red VW Golf. To me, it embodied everything fun and youthful about being a teenager. As I began my…
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Some Creative Genius Revamped Your Beloved Childhood Books with a Hilarious Twist
Get Pregnant Fast Remember the days when we didn’t have smartphones or gaming consoles to keep us entertained? Instead, we clutched our beloved books, from the escapades of Sweet Valley High to the mysteries of Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys. These stories shaped our childhood, but if we take a moment to reflect on…
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This Is Marriage…After Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Romantic relationships remind me of the clothes hanging in my closet; stay with me, it’ll all connect. When you first start dating, that relationship is akin to a sizzling pair of leather pants — exciting, intense, and perhaps a bit uncomfortable in the heat of the moment. As time passes, the relationship…