11 Creative Ways Teens Perceive Time

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Does anyone really know what time it is? Or better yet, does anyone truly care? The band Chicago posed this question in their classic hit many years ago, but there’s one group that definitely keeps an eye on the clock—we parents! We need to stay on top of pick-up times, family dinners, and when school forms are due. These are the schedules we live by.

Teens, however, have a unique take on time management. Many don’t even wear traditional watches anymore, unless it’s a smartwatch that doubles as a mini-computer. Glancing at an analog clock can feel alien to them. Luckily, digital displays on their devices help them keep track of time, yet they still follow their own, less-than-conventional timelines. And let me tell you, it can be quite amusing.

1. Request: Please tidy up your room.
   Your teen says: Soon.
   True timetable: When they can no longer open the door without tripping over a mountain of clothes.
2. Request: Can you start preparing for that big exam?
   Your teen says: Sounds good.
   True timetable: The morning of the test, while rushing to catch the bus.
3. Request: Could you look up from your phone for a moment?
   Your teen says: Just a sec.
   True timetable: Five hours later when they finally remember.
4. Request: Please take the dog out for a walk.
   Your teen says: Sure thing.
   True timetable: After the dog has left a surprise in the living room.
5. Request: Don’t forget to send thank-you notes for your birthday gifts.
   Your teen says: Later.
   True timetable: Right before their next birthday rolls around.
6. Request: Could you close the window? The air conditioning is running!
   Your teen says: Yeah, I got it.
   True timetable: Next winter.
7. Request: Would you join us for family game night?
   Your teen says: Sure!
   True timetable: When all their friends are out of town.
8. Request: Time to stop playing video games.
   Your teen says: Okay.
   True timetable: When you yank the power plug.
9. Request: Can you come out of your room?
   Your teen says: Nothing. They can’t hear you with their earbuds in.
   True timetable: Three hours later, just in time for dinner.
10. Request: Please load your dishes into the dishwasher.
    Your teen says: Absolutely.
    True timetable: Never.

And the ultimate challenge of all:

11. Request: Can I have a hug before you head out?
    Your teen says: Ewww!
    True timetable: When you sneak up and embrace them as they walk by. In that fleeting moment, time seems to pause sweetly.

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In summary, while parents often have a structured sense of time, teens operate on their own whimsical schedules. It’s a humorous dynamic that many families can relate to, showcasing the generational differences in time perception.