Tag: Parenting Humor
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19 Surprising Things I Encountered After a Day with My Little One
Get Pregnant Fast Spending a day with young children can be an adventure, to say the least. When I finally take off my clothes at the end of the day, I’m often left wondering how I managed to gather so much grime. So one evening, while trying to scrub off the remnants of my day…
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The Day My Toddler Mistook My Vibrator for a Phone
Get Pregnant Fast There are few parenting moments more cringe-worthy than what I experienced. We all know that a nightstand drawer is a sacred space, reserved for intimate items—things we don’t discuss in polite company. Yes, I’m talking about the essentials: condoms, lubricants, handcuffs, and yes, vibrators. As someone who embraces the lighter side of…
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Passive-Aggressive Gift Guide for Kids with Annoying Parents
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to those parents who really get under your skin, whether it’s the mom who looked down her nose at your store-bought cupcakes or the dad who turns tooth fairy visits into a cash bonanza, we’ve all encountered them. You wouldn’t wish any harm on them, of course, but let’s…
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The Hilarious Struggles of Parents on Twitter During Flu Season
Get Pregnant Fast We’ve hit the midpoint of flu season, and if you’ve somehow escaped the month of February without cleaning up any vomit, we commend you. Seriously, we’re envious. The reality is that kids are little germ factories this time of year, and that means a whole lot of sickness—not just for them, but…
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The 7 Stages of a Virus
Get Pregnant Fast The initial joy of sending kids back to school often fades quickly. Once they’re back in the classroom, it’s only a matter of time before they start coughing, sneezing, and sharing germs. Next thing you know, they’re home with colds, fevers, stuffy noses, and sore throats. Since the school year kicked off…
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The Hilarious Truth About Coffee for Parents on Twitter
Get Pregnant Fast Parenthood and coffee go hand in hand. While some miraculous souls seem to thrive without it (seriously, what’s their secret?), the majority of us know that navigating life with kids is nearly impossible without our daily dose of caffeine. Kids have an uncanny ability to keep you awake all night and then…
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17 Unproductive Ways I Spent My Free Time Before Becoming a Parent
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: June 9, 2017 Originally Published: Jan. 14, 2016 Have you ever pondered what you did with your free time before kids took over your life? I find myself asking this quite often, especially when I’m lying in bed at night, mentally running through my to-do list that never seems to get…
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10 Lessons on How to Avoid Being a Perfectly Organized Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Are you sneaking a moment of peace while your kids are busy? Perhaps you’re tucked away in the nursery, pretending to work on your phone, scrolling through social media while your little one peacefully sleeps in your arms. Or maybe you’ve escaped to the bathroom for a few extra minutes, trying to…