Navigating motherhood in a world dominated by social media can be quite the challenge. While many of us strive to showcase our lives in a fun and appealing way, the reality often feels more stressful and, let’s be honest, a bit fabricated. So, to shed some light on the unfiltered truth, I’m here to share some secrets concealed beneath my carefully chosen angles and filter preferences. Here are ten things my Instagram followers might not know about me:
- That trendy black-and-white rug from IKEA that serves as a backdrop for my photos? It’s a disaster zone. From spilled yogurt smoothies and juice stains to the occasional unfortunate accident, that rug has seen it all. You might think I’m one of those moms with pristine carpets, but trust me, I’m not.
- You’re only seeing my best attempts—usually after at least five tries. That adorable candid shot of my kids? It took about 217 pictures from every conceivable angle to get it right. Even then, I probably edited it in my Camera+ app for that extra flair.
- If you tally up the number of photos I’m in, you’ll find it’s the same count as the times I’ve blow-dried my hair or dressed in “grown-up” clothes in the past two years. My everyday attire consists of black activewear—what my partner calls my “quirky sweatpants.” So, don’t expect to see me in jeans at the library or a cute outfit at playdates.
- I live in a duplex, and while there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s not quite the lavish lifestyle you might envision. I share a wall with neighbors and have vinyl siding, not a sprawling mansion. Yet, I do have a few stylish purses and shoes, so I can see why you might feel misled.
- I know not everyone is eager to see my kids’ antics constantly. But hey, I have family on here who love to keep up with my little ones! Sending individual texts with photos just isn’t feasible, and let’s face it—sarcastic hashtags don’t translate well over text.
- My eldest son’s eyes might look strikingly blue in photos, but a little lo-fi enhancement helps them pop even more. Yes, they’re genuinely blue—you can come see for yourself (just kidding, please don’t). But I can’t resist making them shine even brighter for those Instagram moments!
- Crafting the perfect hashtag is harder than it looks. Seriously, it’s an art form all its own.
- The like game is exhausting. It takes me back to middle school—“Why didn’t she like this?” “Do I have to like this even though I don’t?” It’s a petty yet relatable struggle that we adults still find ourselves wrapped up in.
- Some days, I seriously feel like I’m failing at this whole mom thing. Sure, I post about orchard trips and fun playdates, but you don’t see the reality of my almost 3-year-old glued to his iPad, demanding snacks, or my 1-year-old ignoring my “don’ts.” You’re only getting a tiny glimpse into my chaotic life, often just a snapshot of the craziness that fills my day.
- I often wish I could rebel against the Instagram culture, but it pulls me back in every time. I’ll tell myself to ditch the app, only to capture a stellar photo that reminds me of the joys of sharing. It’s a cycle I can’t seem to escape.
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In summary, my Instagram portrays a joyful, fun-filled life, but behind the scenes, it’s often a different story. The moments I share are just a glimpse into the chaotic yet beautiful journey of motherhood.
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