If you’ve ever found yourself exclaiming, “Wow, I sound just like my mom!” then you’re in for a treat. It turns out, our mothers often possess an uncanny knack for knowing what’s best. Recently, I found myself echoing my mother’s advice while scolding my daughter, “You don’t need to spend an eternity in the shower! No one needs to be that clean!”
Reflecting on my own life, I can see how my mother accurately predicted the longevity of my past relationships long before I met my spouse. Her insights into my interests and hobbies were always on point. As I navigated adulthood, she provided critical guidance on finances, marriage licenses, and even parenting techniques. I would roll my eyes at her advice until I found myself deep in the challenges of motherhood. That’s when it hit me: my mom—like most mothers—was undeniably right about so much. I owe her an apology for every sigh and eye roll I directed her way.
Here are 25 nuggets of wisdom that my mother was right about:
- Every woman should have a well-fitted bra.
- A great lipstick can make you feel unstoppable—like Tina Fey unstoppable.
- Marriage isn’t a fairytale; it’s more like a retirement plan that requires commitment and effort.
- Some relationships are for fun, while others are for the long haul. Learn to tell the difference.
- If it resembles a science fair project, toss it from your fridge.
- Change your underwear daily. Seriously.
- Money doesn’t sprout from trees, but it can grow steadily with smart investments.
- Moderation is key, especially when it comes to enjoyable things like alcohol and intimacy.
- Think carefully about tattoos; in your later years, that cute design may not look so charming.
- Never speak ill of friends or foes; those words often come back to bite you.
- Avoid posting foolish things online that could jeopardize your career.
- You won’t perish without a pony, but air, water, and food are essentials. Understand your needs versus wants.
- A true friend is someone who can forgive your occasional jerk moments.
- Keep business and pleasure separate.
- Constant dieting isn’t sustainable; indulge in life and enjoy that slice of cake now and then.
- Size isn’t everything—unless we’re discussing something else. Wait, what are we referring to?
- No amount of makeup can halt aging. Embrace the unique aspects of growing older.
- Master stain removal to avoid costly dry cleaning bills or replacing clothes.
- Your child may sometimes act like a brat, but you probably will too!
- Take care of your feet—invest in good shoes!
- Your vagina isn’t a mere trinket. Period.
- No car is worth its sticker price; they lose value the moment you drive off the lot. Choose reliable over flashy.
- Some things are permanent; take herpes, for instance.
- Sometimes, silence is the best response. Be that person who listens without needing to chime in.
- Never go to bed angry; it can lead to wrinkles.
Moms are incredible. They nurture, love, and impart essential life lessons, which shape us into the people we become. So next time you catch your mother’s words slipping out of your mouth, take a moment to appreciate the timeless wisdom she’s passed down.
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In summary, the wisdom of mothers is invaluable, and it’s worth recognizing the lessons we inherit from them.
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