It all starts with that familiar exchange. “Congratulations, you’re pregnant! How exciting!” I beam, trying to mask the nausea that seems to accompany my glowing state. The conversation flows to details about the baby’s gender, the expected due date, and our name choices. But just when I thought we were safe, the dialogue takes a nosedive into a realm laden with judgment and unsolicited opinions.
“Have you considered how you’ll deliver the baby?” or the ever-popular, “Do you have a birth plan?” Anyone who has given birth knows how ridiculous these questions can be. Birth rarely goes as planned, and I usually brush off these inquiries from those who have never experienced it themselves. But it’s the parents who have been through it that can be the most perplexing.
It seems that some women, who may have had a natural birth experience, feel the need to push others toward achieving the same “natural” goal. I can’t help but wonder about their motives. Is there a secret society I’m not aware of? Should I expect a Facebook invite for a birthing essentials party soon?
Honestly, I’m exhausted from the relentless questioning about my delivery plans. Why do you need a detailed visual of how this is going to play out? And let’s be real: I’m not going to tell you what you want to hear. Yes, I’m signing up for an epidural. And as soon as I share this, the atmosphere shifts, and I’m met with a blend of disappointment and pity.
“Oh, I see,” you say, dripping with condescension. “Have you thought about natural alternatives?” And then you really hit me with, “You know, your body was made for this. You should embrace it.”
Hold on just a second. That argument is a step too far. My body serves many purposes—like passing gas and, eventually, aging. Should I embrace those too?
Then there’s the age-old argument: “Women have been giving birth since the dawn of time. Anesthesia is a modern invention. Our ancestors survived labor pain just fine!” Have you met my great-grandmother? The fiery woman with a spirit as strong as her coffee? Trust me, if she had the option for an epidural, she would have jumped at it without a second thought.
The only scenario where I might have a natural birth is if the hospital is too far, the anesthesiologist decides to take a vacation, or if my husband somehow chains me to the bed and yells, “No epidural for you!” It’s a wild ride, and as I’ve learned, you really can’t plan a birth.
I have immense respect for those who choose natural childbirth. I truly do. After experiencing childbirth once, I can tell you the pain was so intense that I was begging for mercy. I was clinging to my husband, drenched in sweat, crying out, “I want to die. Please, kill me.” It was a moment of sheer desperation. I needed that epidural more than I’ve ever needed anything in my life. The strength of those who endure that kind of pain without assistance is nothing short of amazing.
While I occasionally entertain the idea that the second time around might be easier, I see no reason to shun the modern technology available to us today. Life is already filled with challenges; I don’t see why childbirth should be one of them. There are countless aspects of motherhood to embrace, but intentionally skipping the epidural isn’t one of them for me. Maybe my body just wasn’t designed for this in the same way yours was.
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In summary, while the debate over natural versus medicated childbirth continues, each woman’s journey is uniquely her own. For me, opting for an epidural is simply part of my plan for a more comfortable experience.
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