We’ve all received those invites for multi-level marketing events. Everyone seems to be peddling monogrammed trinkets or scented candles, and many of us tend to ignore these Facebook invites or politely decline with a vague excuse. However, if you’re ever fortunate enough to be invited to a gathering featuring adult toys—especially with your favorite friends—do yourself a favor and reply with an enthusiastic, “Absolutely, I can’t wait to explore some unique products in your living room!”
Upon arrival at the gathering, I was greeted with a delightful spread of snacks and a generous selection of wine. Here’s a tip: if you’re hosting a mundane party, let the drinks flow! A little liquid courage can go a long way in boosting sales. I brought along a tray of cookies shaped like phalluses—because why not? They were a hit, and my playful shouts of “Have a bite!” added to the atmosphere.
The representative from “Toys Galore” (not the actual name, but it should be) set up her display while we munched on treats. To my dismay, it turned out to be a table full of lotions and creams rather than the exciting gadgets I had hoped for. There was a whip, at least, which added a smidgen of intrigue. She wisely kept our glasses full, and soon we settled in for a presentation about the more, ahem, intimate products.
As the sales rep guided us through the catalog, I flipped through pages filled with body sprays and lotions, losing my buzz as the list dragged on. I get it—add-on sales are important—but don’t kill my vibe with endless descriptions when I came here to embrace the fun side of life. After what felt like an eternity, we finally reached the novelty section. The rep tossed a book about “50 Ways to Please Your Partner” towards one of our more bashful friends, who hilariously flinched away from it.
Now, gatherings like these aren’t typically for the shy or reserved, but let’s be honest: they make for some of the best entertainment. One of my friends even gasped when I mentioned I used a heated gel pad for cramps, asking incredulously if it was a “vagina-pant” situation. I still stand by my recommendation: warm things do wonders for discomfort.
As the evening progressed, we moved on to games. We wrote down a celebrity’s name and a body part, and let’s just say my choice of “RuPaul” and “frenulum” led to some very awkward giggles. Then, we split into teams for a lighthearted relay involving various playful items. Some parents were surprisingly adept at this, and let’s just say, I might avoid their company in the future.
When it came time to explore the actual toys, we inspected them with a mix of curiosity and laughter. Among the gadgets was a high-tech vibrator complete with a strobe light—because nothing says romance like a disco in the bedroom! But not all products were winners; some were quite flimsy. One cock ring looked like it could snap at any moment, and I couldn’t help but wonder about the unfortunate user.
By the end of the evening, I was completely sober—definitely not ideal for sales. I arrived ready to splurge and support my friend, but instead, I ended up snacking on cookies and accidentally spraying an unsavory scent on someone I wasn’t too fond of. My husband was relieved when I returned home empty-handed.
So, if you’re ever tasked with selling adult toys (or even Tupperware), remember this: greet guests with bubbly and fun straws, skip the boring bits, and watch as credit cards come out faster than you can say “adult fun.” Trust me, tipsy shoppers are far more likely to indulge.
In conclusion, if you get an invite to a friend’s adult toy gathering, embrace it. Just make sure to keep hold of your drink and prepare to either avoid eye contact or share a good laugh with other parents come Monday. And for goodness’ sake, let the sales rep know that if it’s available at Bath & Body Works, you’re not interested.
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To sum it up, adult toy gatherings can be a hilarious and enlightening experience—just keep it light, and you might surprise yourself with what you learn (or buy)!
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