Dear Kids,
In the unfortunate event that I don’t make it back from my hot yoga class tomorrow (thanks to some questionable decisions from my so-called “friends”), I have penned down a few invaluable lessons I want you to carry with you through life.
With love,
Mom
- Never Be a Jerk.
This might be the single most crucial piece of advice you’ll ever hear. A jerk is someone who believes they’re superior to others and behaves accordingly, disregarding feelings. Think about it: throughout history, we’ve seen countless jerks—dictators, bullies, and even that girl in your class who snubbed you on your birthday. Jerk behavior is everywhere, whether at school, on the playground, or even at family gatherings. - Understand That You Don’t Know the Whole Story.
While some people may seem like jerks, many have been shaped by difficult experiences or poor parenting. When someone treats you poorly, remember that you may not know their struggle. Offer them a second chance, but if they persist in their jerkiness, it’s okay to walk away. - Stand Up for Yourself.
If a bully decides to hit you, hit them back. I know your teacher says to “use your words,” but sometimes actions speak louder. Try saying something like, “Hey, I don’t want to fight, but if you hit me again, I will hit you back.” If they test you again, don’t hold back—defend yourself. - Avoid Absolute Statements.
When you say, “I would NEVER…,” remember that life can throw unexpected challenges your way. You can’t predict how you might react in certain situations, so try not to judge others too harshly for their actions. - Steer Clear of Drugs.
Honestly, have you ever seen anyone thrive after choosing this path? From legends like Elvis to icons like Whitney Houston, the list is long of those who fell victim to drug use. Just don’t go there.
Now, let’s move on to some DOs:
- Check Yourself Before You Leave.
Always ensure your teeth are free of food, your shoes aren’t trailing toilet paper, and your zipper is up. And please, be the friend who discreetly tells others when they have something stuck in their teeth—true friendship means looking out for each other. - Pass the Ball.
Make it a point to include everyone, not just your closest friends or the star players. Give that shy kid a chance to shine; they’ll appreciate being part of the team. It’s not always about winning. - Surround Yourself with True Friends.
Embrace your quirks, mistakes, and yes, even your smells. Everyone has their not-so-glamorous moments. Find those who love you for who you are—warts and all. A true friend won’t make you feel like you must hide your true self. - Dance When Asked.
If someone gathers the courage to ask you to dance, say yes! It’s just a dance, not a lifelong commitment. Embrace the moment and have fun! - Listen to Your Elders Occasionally.
We’ve gone through the ups and downs of life. We’ve made mistakes and learned lessons that might be valuable to you. Don’t dismiss our experiences; they might just guide you through your own journey.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get to my hot yoga class.
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