Having experienced both pregnancy and a few nights out on the town, I can confidently say there are some uncanny parallels between these two states. While I’ve never navigated them simultaneously (don’t get any ideas), the similarities are striking. Here are a few ways pregnancy can feel a lot like being drunk.
1. Heightened Emotions
- Pregnancy: You may not be crying at every little thing, but at some point, you’ll find yourself tearfully reminiscing about your childhood pet because, let’s face it, they were the best.
- Drunk: You might not be openly weeping every second, but eventually, you’ll become that sentimental mess, proclaiming your love for friends or tearing up over nostalgic stories about your pet.
2. Nausea Strikes
- Pregnancy: Unless you’re one of those fortunate few who dodge morning sickness, you’ll likely find yourself hunched over the toilet, desperately wishing for relief. Spoiler: it often doesn’t come.
- Drunk: If you didn’t know when to stop, you might also find yourself in a similar position, praying for an end to the spinning world around you. Spoiler: alcohol doesn’t play nice.
3. Driving is Off Limits
- Pregnancy: While there’s no strict law against driving while pregnant, with a large belly and unpredictable body aches, it’s probably best to hand over the keys.
- Drunk: This one’s a no-brainer—never drive after drinking. Just don’t.
4. Unplanned Naps
- Pregnancy: You might settle in for a quick rest only to wake up hours later, completely lost and drooling. Who knew a nap could feel so good?
- Drunk: You and your partner might indulge in a few drinks and a movie, only to find yourself waking up in the early hours with no memory of how you got there.
5. Forgetfulness is Common
- Pregnancy: Where did you leave your sunglasses? No idea. Your phone? Oh, it’s in your hand. Did you even do a load of laundry? Who knows!
- Drunk: You’ll be asking where your things are, only to discover your phone in the strangest of places. Better grab a snack and forget about it.
6. Cravings for Odd Foods
- Pregnancy: From strange cravings to the limited options available during morning sickness, your taste buds are in for a wild ride. You’ll eat whatever it takes to nourish that little one.
- Drunk: Your late-night taste buds might lead you to some questionable food choices—anything to soak up the alcohol!
7. Frequent Bathroom Breaks
- Pregnancy: Congratulations! Your bladder is now under siege, and you’ll find yourself running to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of your pregnancy.
- Drunk: Once you break the seal, expect to be making trips to the restroom throughout the night.
8. Wardrobe Malfunctions Happen
- Pregnancy: You might realize you’ve been showing off your belly all day, and honestly, you just don’t care. Everyone can look or not; it’s your body!
- Drunk: In the moment, you might forget about your outfit and later cringe at the thought of flashing anyone. Note to self: jeans next time.
9. The “Never Again” Mentality
- Pregnancy: As you approach labor, you might wonder how anyone could do this multiple times. You’re exhausted, uncomfortable, and ready for it to end! But then, you hold that perfect baby, and the thought of another starts to creep in.
- Drunk: The morning after a wild night, you might swear off drinking forever, only to find yourself in a similar situation a few weeks later. What were you thinking?!
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In summary, while pregnancy and drunkenness may seem worlds apart, they share a surprising number of experiences that can make life both challenging and humorous.
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