Gwyneth Paltrow recently shared her “GP’s Morning Smoothie” on her lifestyle platform, and it’s safe to say it’s causing quite the stir online. The term “smoothie” is used lightly here, as this concoction is less about ordinary ingredients and more like a whimsical potion that might as well be crafted from unicorn tears.
The recipe description claims, “Gwyneth enjoys one of these every morning, regardless of whether she’s detoxing. Select your Moon Juice moon dust based on your day’s agenda—be it brain dust for a busy workday or sex dust before a romantic night out.” We’ll dive deeper into this “dust” phenomenon later, but first, let’s take a look at the recipe:
- 1 cup almond milk
- 1 tablespoon almond butter
- 1 teaspoon coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
- 1 teaspoon maca
- 1 teaspoon ashwagandha
- 1 teaspoon ho shou wu
- 1 teaspoon cordyceps
- 1 teaspoon moon dust of choice
- pinch Himalayan sea salt
- pinch vanilla powder (optional)
The instructions are straightforward: “Combine all ingredients in a blender and blitz to combine.” I just checked my blender, but it seems to be missing the “blitz” setting—classic!
This recipe is so extravagant that you might be tempted to laminate it and hand it out as holiday cards. While the pinch of vanilla powder is optional, leaving out the cordyceps is not an option. So, go ahead and rummage through your pantry for these mystical ingredients. Sure, you might not have the moon dust at hand, but fear not: Gwyneth offers a solution for just $55 for two ounces on her site.
Who wouldn’t want to step into Gwyneth Paltrow’s shoes, even if just for a day? Imagine the irony of posting a breakfast smoothie with such ingredients on your lifestyle blog. I might be projecting a little here, but it does make one wonder.
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In summary, while Gwyneth’s smoothie may sound like a blend of fantasy and health, it sure has the internet buzzing. It’s an amusing glimpse into the world of elite wellness trends that some of us might find a bit over the top.
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