These Are The Moms I Envy

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Updated: March 19, 2021

Originally Published: March 11, 2016

We’ve all heard the advice: don’t compare yourself to others. Yet, as mothers, it’s nearly impossible not to. Each day, we find ourselves surrounded by fellow parents and their little ones, leading us to question if they’re just naturally better at this mom thing or if their kids are simply easier to manage. Deep down, I know every child comes with their unique challenges, and I strive to do my best. However, our kids often reflect on us, and when mine are being a handful, I can’t help but wonder how others seem to have it all together.

My boys are wonderful, and I cherish their spirited nature, but there are days when I find myself exasperated, asking, “Are you serious?” when they argue about the amount of sand in the sandbox. Parenting can be a rollercoaster, and it’s during these chaotic moments that I find myself envious of certain moms I never thought I’d admire before becoming a parent. Here are a few I wouldn’t mind swapping places with, even just for a day:

1. Moms Whose Kids Sit in the Shopping Cart

Isn’t it like winning the lottery when a grocery store provides those fun race car carts? It should feel like a joyride, but instead, I’m wrestling a massive cart through the aisles while my youngest screams and attempts to gnaw through the straps, and the older one decides to abandon ship. Meanwhile, I watch other moms glide by with their children happily steering the cart, and I can’t help but sigh at my own cart overflowing with snacks that could feed a small village of 5-year-olds.

2. Moms Whose Kids Hold Their Hands While Walking

There was a time when my son, around 4½ years old, decided that walking while holding my hand was no longer cool. As we were crossing the street, he transformed into a slippery little greased pig, circling me like a tornado. I’ve often found myself wishing for a leash—anything to keep him grounded. When he does hold my hand, it’s more of a wobbly dance than a secure grip, making me long for the days when I could stroll down the sidewalk with a cooperative child.

3. Moms Whose Kids Brush Their Hair and Teeth Without a Fight

If you’ve never had to wrestle a child who thinks brushing their teeth is akin to torture, consider yourself lucky. No flavor of toothpaste or superhero-themed toothbrush can convince my kids that dental hygiene is important. It’s as if I’m trying to inflict medieval punishment, and let’s not even talk about haircuts—I won’t step foot in a salon again until they start serving cocktails.

4. Moms Whose Kids Eat Something Besides Cheese Pizza and Toast

I understand that pickiness is part of childhood, but the struggle is real when it comes to meal times. I’ve tried every trick in the book—smoothies, sneaky veggies in cookies—but my son inspects each meal like royalty, declaring it unfit for consumption. The suggestion to let him skip meals until he’s hungry? He could outlast even the most patient of saints. I often find myself in disbelief as I watch other children happily munching away while mine wails about being “starving” with tears rolling down his cheeks.

5. Moms Whose Kids Leave Places Without Causing a Scene

When it’s time to leave, my kids act like I’m dragging them out of Disneyland. Whether we’re at the park or the store, getting them back to the car is a Herculean effort, often requiring assistance from the staff. I can’t help but reminisce about the pre-parenting days when I thought I’d never have to negotiate with a tiny human. At times, I wonder why I even left the house, but then I remind myself that this too shall pass—right before my son sprints past me covered in sweat, laughing until he runs into something.

These unexpected challenges were never on my radar before I became a mom. I had no idea that my children would complain about simple tasks like sitting still or chewing. They’re little critics, constantly pushing my buttons yet somehow knowing the perfect moment to offer a sweet kiss or pick a flower for me. While I may envy the moms whose kids seem to take life in stride, I’m learning to embrace the chaos, finding joy in the unpredictable ride of parenting. For more insightful perspectives on motherhood and parenting, check out this post on Cervical Insemination. And if you’re considering at-home insemination, you can find reliable options at Cryobaby, a trusted retailer. Additionally, for further information on pregnancy and home insemination, visit this informative page on the Genetics and IVF Institute.

In summary, motherhood is a complex journey filled with envy, challenges, and unexpected joys. While I may sometimes long for the ease that other moms seem to experience, I’ve come to appreciate my own wild ride in this chaotic yet beautiful life.

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