If you haven’t seen Jennifer Garner’s latest reading of the hilariously candid book “Go The F@#! To Sleep,” you’re seriously missing out. This “children’s” book, which is definitely not for kids, flips bedtime stories on their head, capturing the absolute chaos of getting little ones to settle down for the night.
By now, you’ve probably given this book a read or two (not in front of the kids, of course) and might have witnessed Samuel L. Jackson’s dramatic rendition or even Morgan Freeman’s soothing take on it. But let’s be real—no one channels that exasperated mom energy quite like Garner does in her recent video for Vanity Fair. We’ve all been there, and she perfectly encapsulates that fed-up mom perspective we can all relate to.
Excerpt from the Book
The night creatures are quiet and still,
Yet here you are, refusing to chill.
I know you’re not thirsty—really, that’s absurd.
Just lie down, my darling, and rest your weary bird.
It’s been 38 minutes, oh for heaven’s sake!
What’s it gonna take for you to just take a break?
The owls are swooping through the trees,
So please, darling, can we just have some peace?
Let’s face it: those adorable little angels can turn into tiny terror machines come bedtime. Who among us hasn’t lost it in the face of their antics? A true parenting gem, this book is worth every bit of its nine-dollar price tag.
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In summary, Jennifer Garner’s take on “Go The F@#! To Sleep” is a must-watch for any parent who has faced the nightly struggle of getting their kids to sleep. Her humorous delivery captures the essence of the irritation we all secretly feel, making it a parenting highlight you won’t want to miss.
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