There’s a little game I sometimes find myself playing in the quiet hours of the night. It’s called “All the Ways I’m Failing as a Mom.” I usually play this when my mind races with memories of the day’s chaos and the tasks waiting for me tomorrow. Sometimes, it strikes during a tantrum—usually my child’s, but let’s be real, it could be mine too—or when I feel like I’m talking to a wall (seriously, why do my kids act like I’m the teacher from Peanuts? Is anyone paying attention?). What am I doing wrong?
And then it hits me. I am a mom, and I am a complete badass. I give myself the pep talk I desperately need. I remind myself of the countless ways I rock this mom gig, because let’s face it: every mom is a badass. You’re a badass, too!
So, if you’re in need of a little motivation or a reminder of just how awesome you are, here’s a list showcasing the badassery of motherhood:
- Using words like “badassery.”
- Cleaning up vomit (yup, that’s right).
- Cleaning up vomit in the middle of the night.
- Cleaning up vomit in your own bed during those late-night episodes.
- Smelling a stinky diaper from three rooms away.
- Distinguishing between the baby’s cries—hungry, tired, or just plain upset.
- Getting up in the dead of night to respond to those cries.
- Coordinating playdates like a pro.
- Hosting playdates without losing your mind.
- Cleaning up the aftermath of playdates (seriously, where does all the mess come from?).
- Carrying a newborn, toddler, and preschooler all at once—no big deal.
- Navigating the school pickup line like a seasoned driver (pull to the front, people!).
- Tolerating the delightful chaos of toddlerhood.
- Resisting the urge to call your toddler out for their antics (even when they totally qualify).
- Translating toddler language—like when “mee-kah” means “milk” and “fuff-koo” means “I love you.”
- Dragging yourself out of bed at the crack of dawn after a night of fun.
- Parenting through a hangover like a champ.
- Enduring every tea party, pirate adventure, and imaginative escapade your kids can dream up.
- Planning date nights and mustering the energy to actually get dressed (because who wants to just crash?).
- Answering those awkward questions like “What’s sex?” and “What’s a porn star?” without breaking a sweat.
- Feeding a baby, whipping up dinner, and helping with homework, all while a toddler tugs at your leg (multitasking at its finest).
- Transitioning your yoga pants from workout to business casual to pajamas in a single day.
- Surviving the trials of Chuck E. Cheese, mall play areas, and all other forms of parental torture.
- Not sweating the small stuff that really doesn’t matter.
- Feeling like a badass, no matter if your kids think so or not.
See? I told you—you’re a total badass. Now go on and embrace your awesomeness!
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