It’s an undeniable truth that once you become a parent, your wallet seems to vanish faster than you can say “allowance.” Kids have an uncanny ability to deplete funds, whether it’s for essentials like food and clothing or their endless wants. And when they can’t generate income themselves—thanks to their age—they turn to us for support. One creative father from St. Louis, tired of playing the role of “Bank of Dad,” decided to respond humorously when his six-year-old asked for a $20 loan.
According to reports, the young boy approached his dad at work, seeking a loan to fund a toy he had been eyeing, all while his mother had already told him “no” multiple times. The father, amused by the situation, realized that the notion of a “loan” was likely inspired by his mother. So, he devised a clever way to say “no” by drafting an official rejection letter from the fictitious “Bank of Dad.”
Complete with a whimsical lion mascot and the motto, “Because apparently, I look like I’m made of money,” the letter was designed to be both official and entertaining. It read: “We regret to inform you at this time that we are unable to provide a loan in the amount requested of $20.00. After reviewing your account, we have found you have insufficient funds and a history of not completing your chores.” The letter humorously continued to cite the child’s “discretionary entertainment expenses” since Christmas, implying that the current loan request would only add to his financial woes.
To add to the fun, the father instructed his son to contact the “complaint department”—which was a clever way of referring to his mother—should he wish to appeal the decision. While the letter’s humor might have been a bit too advanced for a six-year-old, the dad’s primary intention was to bring a smile to his wife’s face.
The mother found the letter so amusing that she shared it online, where it quickly garnered attention and resonated with parents everywhere. Many found themselves relating to the situation, with some even planning to use the template for their own kids in the future. One parent humorously remarked, “As a father of a two-year-old, I am saving this for later.”
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In summary, this playful rejection letter not only brought laughter to a family but also highlighted the importance of humor in parenting. With clever ideas like this, parents can navigate the tricky waters of childhood demands while teaching valuable lessons.
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