The Elf On The Shelf Now Comes With a Wardrobe

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The Elf on the Shelf has taken things to a whole new level with its latest addition: a wardrobe collection aptly named “Claus Couture.” If you’re not rolling your eyes yet, you might want to reconsider your stance. As if we weren’t already juggling the elaborate ruse of convincing our kids that this little scout Elf is a beloved companion reporting to Santa each night, we’re now expected to believe that these elves are fashion-forward, sporting skinny jeans and trendy sneakers. Apparently, elves in the North Pole have abandoned their traditional attire for a hipster look.

Let’s take a closer look at some of these ridiculous fashion offerings:

1. Winter Sparkle Skirt
   This skirt is described as “possibly the most beautiful and elegant of the Claus Couture Collection.” Apparently, an elf that feels pretty is more inclined to provide Santa with glowing reports and treats for your home. The product description also reminds us, “No one wants a sloppy elf who doesn’t take pride in her appearance.” Who knew elves had such high fashion standards?
2. Trendsetter Ensemble Fur Vest With Plaid Skirt Bundle
   Designed for the so-called “Diva Elf,” this ensemble comes with a $60 price tag. Seriously, who decided that elves should be divas? Divas don’t typically fly back and forth to the North Pole every night to deliver messages to Santa.
3. Relaxing Robe and Slippers & Playful Pajama Set
   This cozy ensemble also costs $60. I can’t remember the last time I splurged on pajamas for myself, let alone for a fictional elf. The description touts that these PJs are perfect for snuggling up with a book and cocoa, whether at home or at the North Pole Spa.
4. Claus Couture Christmas Sweater
   Featuring classic Arctic styling, this holiday sweater is made for elves who are presumably dressing themselves. The soft ribbing makes it easy for them to pull it on and off—because that’s exactly what we believe elves do, right?
5. Claus Couture Dazzling Dress
   This sparkly strapless dress is fit for an elf princess, adorned with layers of silver satin and shimmering tulle. Just a heads up: strapless dresses over an elf suit? Not the best look, but hey, we want our elves to feel beautiful too!

For those of you who enjoy the Elf on the Shelf tradition, that’s great! But for the rest of us, we’ll just be over here shaking our heads. If you’re interested in learning more about the intricacies of home insemination and pregnancy, check out our other blog post here. Also, visit Make a Mom for reputable at-home insemination syringe kits, and for comprehensive information about pregnancy, the NICHD is an excellent resource.

In summary, the Elf on the Shelf’s new “Claus Couture” collection might be a stretch for many parents who are already dealing with the whimsical challenges of the holiday season. Whether you embrace the fun or question the sanity of it all, one thing is certain: these elves are definitely upping their fashion game.