In the world of parenting, leaving behind extensive instructions for your partner when you’re away can feel like a rite of passage—especially for first-time parents. Many of us have been there, writing out elaborate guidelines for our significant others, almost as if we doubt their ability to care for our little ones. I admit, I’ve done it myself, detailing everything from medication dosages to feeding schedules, as if my partner couldn’t simply check the Tylenol bottle for the right amount. It’s a bit embarrassing, really.
Recently, a dad found himself in a similar situation when his wife went out of town for two days, leaving him with their three-month-old baby. In a light-hearted twist, he decided to take the instructions she left and add his own comedic edits, sharing the results on Reddit. The post quickly gained traction, amassing nearly 650,000 views on Imgur.
One commenter humorously critiqued the level of detail, sharing his own experience of receiving a five-page itinerary from his wife, complete with emergency contacts. “I put the baby on the floor,” he joked, highlighting the comical absurdity of dad life. After all, placing a baby on the floor might just be the best parenting advice out there—at least they can’t fall far!
As comments about the wife’s meticulousness rolled in, the husband defended her, admitting he actually asked for the list. He even left a sweet note for her, reminding her to ignore the naysayers online and enjoy her trip. “Hi wife! Don’t listen to the mean people on the Internet. They lurk and you know what they say, ‘opinions are like buttholes, everybody has one.’ Enjoy your trip and see you Thursday.” With that, it seems he might be on his own for a while, navigating parenthood without the safety net of those detailed notes.
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In summary, while it’s common for new parents to feel the need to micromanage, humor can be a great way to navigate the uncertainties of parenthood. Whether you’re the one leaving instructions or interpreting them, a good laugh is often the best remedy.
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