Dear Parents,
Let’s have a little chat about RSVPs, shall we? It’s literally just a simple yes or no. No need for stamps, pens, or even getting out of your pajamas! A quick click is all it takes—ten seconds of your day. I noticed you checked the invitation yesterday at 10:16 a.m. My daughter also mentioned that your son told her he’d be attending the party days ago. So why the hesitation? Commitment issues, perhaps? If you’re uncertain, just hit “Decide Later.” That’s the beauty of modern technology!
RSVPing to an evite is easier than picking out your outfit in the morning, and believe me, I’ve seen plenty of parents showing up in cozy lounge pants and coffee cups during drop-off. Adulting is tough, I get it.
If your response got lost in your inbox, no worries—I sent not one, but two friendly reminders. That’s three opportunities for you to respond, yet it seems like RSVPing isn’t a priority for you. But here’s the kicker: I need to know how much pizza to order, how big of a cake to bring, and how many goodie bags to prepare. Don’t worry, I’ll just plan for the whole class plus a few extras and hope for the best. Not.
Fast forward to party day, and here you come, dropping off both of your children, even though only one was invited. It’s a pool party for kids, and your younger child can’t swim, yet you think it’s fine to just ask if the party host is a qualified guardian. Seriously? It’s nice to be so laid-back, but I’d prefer to not be put in a position where I’m both babysitting and lifeguarding. I had one child for a reason—keeping things simple is my jam.
But don’t worry, I managed to keep your son safe while you enjoyed your much-needed coffee break. Sure, we’re all tired, but does that excuse not responding to an RSVP? Were you unaware of the situation? Did your partner suggest you drop off both kids? Regardless, it’s basic etiquette to RSVP, and common sense dictates that the invited guest should be the one attending.
When did it become acceptable to bring the whole family to an event meant for one child? Growing up, my siblings and I never attended parties together—no tears allowed! If fairness is the issue, do us all a favor and just stay home. Or perhaps tell little Emma to toughen up while her brother enjoys his party goodies. Whatever narrative you choose, it’s not my concern.
Maybe I’m being too harsh. At least you brought a gift to what was supposed to be a no-gift party—a 2,000-piece puzzle of kittens. I can’t wait to piece that together after wrangling 27 kids at the pool. Just what I need after a chaotic day!
I don’t expect a thank-you, but I’ll make sure to send a note for that puzzle. I hope your coffee was delightful!
Sincerely,
A Frustrated Parent
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Summary
This letter humorously addresses the frustration of parents who forget to RSVP for birthday parties. It highlights the importance of communication and respect in social gatherings, while also touching on the challenges of parenting and the unexpected surprises that come with it.
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