Today for lunch, my toddler requested a frozen waffle slathered with peanut butter, chicken nuggets, and a bowl of granola. I thought, “Interesting choice—beige foods are in, I guess!” Remarkably, he devoured every bite of the granola and chicken nuggets, while the waffle remained untouched. Go figure!
Every day, I find myself on edge when preparing meals for my little one. What will he turn his nose up at today? I try to avoid eye contact as I hand over his plate, praying he won’t notice that suspiciously stringy piece of cheese on his pizza. Spoiler alert: he noticed.
It’s a total guessing game! Will he enjoy it, or will it end up in the dreaded “I’m not eating that” pile? After raising three kids, I’ve learned to celebrate the small wins—like when he actually eats something, anything!
This got me pondering what the food pyramid might look like through a toddler’s eyes. Let’s break down their unique food groups:
The ‘Never Gonna Happen’ Group
This category includes any food that seems questionable to a toddler. It could be anything! Just the other day, my 3-year-old threw a tantrum because of the stringy cheese on his pizza. Seriously, stringy cheese on pizza? No amount of persuasion will convince them that this food is edible.
The ‘Let’s Keep Mom Guessing’ Group
This group is designed to keep parents on their toes. A toddler might try a snack at a store and proclaim their love for it, only to refuse it once you buy it in bulk. They might even indulge in treats offered by strangers—because, of course, that makes them acceptable! This category also includes mysterious items they find on the floor of a play area or in someone else’s diaper bag.
The ‘Because I Didn’t Eat a Meal’ Group
Let’s face it: snacks are the lifeblood of toddlers. How else would they survive on just half a piece of pasta because it “looks weird”? Snacks are crucial to their calorie intake!
The ‘How Am I Still Alive When I Never Eat?’ Group
This group baffles parents. Despite their apparent pickiness, toddlers continue to grow, leaving us scratching our heads in confusion.
The ‘Mom Gives Up’ Group
Lastly, we arrive at the group where our lofty dreams of organic meals and, heaven forbid, anything green go to die. We throw in the towel and surrender to hot dogs and chicken nuggets. It’s a heartbreaking reality, especially when you find yourself contemplating a thank-you note to the Eggo waffle company for keeping your child alive through their picky phase. As long as they’re eating something, you remind yourself—over and over again.
The struggle is undeniably real. I have an entire stockpile of Costco-sized boxes of organic crackers that are gathering dust. I affectionately refer to them as my “food storage.” Even if he were starving, I’m not convinced he’d touch them.
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In summary, the toddler food pyramid is both amusing and frustrating. Each day is a new adventure filled with surprises, and while we may not understand their choices, we learn to roll with the punches—because sometimes, just getting them to eat is a victory in itself.
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