Parenting Journey
Stage One: Denial
“Seriously, Mom? You think this is funny?” my son scoffed as he made his way back to the TV. I couldn’t help but chuckle when he noticed the remote was missing—clearly, his go-to for turning on the screen. My kids rolled their eyes, convinced I wouldn’t follow through with my plan. They believed they could endure for a few hours before I caved. But I didn’t budge, and soon enough, they found themselves in the next phase.
Stage Two: Anger
Chaos erupted with screams, flailing limbs, and dramatic stomping up and down the stairs. My preteen daughter threw her arms up in exasperation, shouting, “Why!?” Amid the tears and fury, my kids united to stage a protest against what they deemed the meanest mom ever. They even crafted signs—with a couple of my personal favorites included in this post.
Stage Three: Bargaining
When their protests didn’t work and the Xbox remote remained firmly out of reach, they switched tactics. With sugary sweet tones, they promised to be on their best behavior, vowing to put their clothes in the hamper instead of leaving them strewn about. They offered to clean out the garage and even pull weeds in the yard if I would just return their precious devices. “Just a few hours of TV, please,” they pleaded, resembling desperate souls cut off from their favorite source of entertainment.
Stage Four: Depression
The emotional whirlwind of screaming and begging took its toll, and soon they were worn out. They lounged around like sloths, moaning about the tragedy of living in the most boring house ever. My suggestions for activities fell on deaf ears as they chose to dwell in their misery. One even decided a nap was the best course of action.
Stage Five: Acceptance
After a grueling 36 hours, my kids finally realized I wasn’t going to relent. They reached the acceptance stage of their electronic grief, and something remarkable occurred: a grand blanket fort took shape in the dining room. Suddenly, my teenager was bonding with his younger sisters, and together, they constructed an impressive fortress of linens and cushions.
As ideas began flowing freely, I witnessed them engaging in a variety of simple summer activities they had devised on their own. They took the dog for long walks, set up a lemonade stand, explored the backyard for lizards, and even transformed a large cardboard box into an imaginary boat that sailed them to London (aka the guest room), complete with tiaras and British accents.
This was the summer I had always envisioned. Sure, there were still sibling squabbles and a few more pleas for screens, but we genuinely connected as a family, and time seemed to stretch. By the end of the week, I decided to release the electronic devices back into their hands. The kids were elated to have their digital friends back, but something about our home had shifted since the experiment. They appeared a little less attached to their electronics, and that’s a step in the right direction. Who knows, maybe next summer we’ll try it for two weeks.
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In summary, a technology detox can lead to unexpected joys and creativity within the family. Embracing a break from screens fosters deeper connections and imaginative play, making for a memorable summer experience.
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