If you’re reading this, it’s safe to assume two things: you appreciate a dark sense of humor, and you’re ready to embrace some hilariously questionable moments for the giggles. Let’s face it, the 2009 bachelor party comedy The Hangover is a whirlwind of chaos. It’s outrageous, a bit crude, and definitely not for everyone (let’s be real). Yet, it’s also a blast in a completely absurd way — especially with stars like Cooper, Helms, Galifianakis, and Bartha leading the charge. As you dive into these quotes from The Hangover, you can almost hear these iconic actors delivering their lines.
Additionally, it might bring a smile to know that the film was a massive success, earning a Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture in the Musical or Comedy category. It also ranks as the tenth highest-grossing R-rated comedy in US history, and, unsurprisingly, it led to two sequels, The Hangover Part II and The Hangover Part III.
Now, let’s take a nostalgic trip back to the outrageous first installment as we revisit the escapades of Doug, Phil, Stu, and Alan through some unforgettable quotes.
The Hangover Quotes: Alan’s Moments
Alan: (while picking up Phil) “Did you really have to park here?”
Phil: “What’s the issue?”
Alan: “I shouldn’t be near a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.”
Phil: (realizing they rescued the wrong Doug) “GOD DAMMIT!”
Alan: “Oh, gosh darn it!”
Phil: “SH*T!”
Alan: “Shoot!”
Stu: (noticing Alan adding pepper to the steak) “Why are you putting pepper on it? You don’t know if tigers like it.”
Alan: “Tigers love pepper! They can’t stand cinnamon.”
Alan: “Hey, Phil, look.” (laughs while mimicking a baby)
Alan: “He’s playing with himself.”
Phil: (chuckles) “Get it together, man.”
Alan: “Not at the table, Carlos.”
Alan: “Do you know if this hotel allows pagers?”
Lisa: “What do you mean?”
Alan: “I can’t get a signal on my beeper.”
Lisa: “I’m not sure.”
Alan: “Is there a payphone? A bunch of them?”
Lisa: “There’s a phone in your room…”
Alan: “That’ll do.”
Alan: “What if Doug’s gone? I can’t lose someone else; it hurts too much. I was devastated when my granddad passed.”
Phil: “How did he die?”
Alan: “World War II.”
Phil: “In battle?”
Alan: “No, skiing in Vermont during World War II.”
Alan: “Guys, what about the tiger? What if he’s loose?”
Phil: “Oh, crap! I keep forgetting about the damn tiger! How did he even get in there?”
The Wolfpack Quotes
Alan: “You know, I see myself as a bit of a loner. I think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he belonged to me. So, my wolf pack grew by one. There were two of us. Then Doug introduced me to you guys, and I thought, ‘Could it be?’ Now I have two more guys in the pack. Four of us, roaming the desert, looking for strippers and cocaine. Here’s to that!”
Best of the Rest
Stu: “She’s wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring!”
Alan: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”
Phil: “The Best Little Chapel… do you know where that is?”
Dr. Valsh: “I do, it’s at the corner of get a map and f*ck off. I’m a doctor, not a tour guide.”
Phil: “Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t will definitely come back with you.”
“I lost a tooth! I married a whore!” — Stu
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