Just like your little one, Alexa is brimming with answers for nearly every query. But did you know that you can also use Alexa for some light-hearted humor thanks to the witty minds at Home Insemination Kit? We’ve compiled a comprehensive list of clean, family-friendly jokes that Alexa can share with your kids at your command. This collection is rumored to keep the giggles going for hours.
To explore the list, download the Amazon Alexa app from your device’s app store, or visit the Amazon Alexa webpage and log into your account. Once you’re in, enable the skill “Best Jokes For Kids.” After that, simply say “start Home Insemination Kit Jokes” or “open Home Insemination Kit Jokes.” Just like that, you’re set for endless laughter!
When the jokes run dry, here’s a fun assortment of clean questions your child can ask Alexa, covering everything from the mysteries of the universe to quirky trivia.
- Alexa, do you have any pets?
I don’t have any pets. I once had a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed. - Alexa, what is the value of pi?
3.14159… and it goes on forever! - Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.
But a glitch ain’t one. - Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.
Your mother is so clever, she invented the original smart speaker. - Alexa, do you like pizza?
I enjoy food in theory, but my taste is reflected in the company I keep. - Is Santa real?
All I know is someone has been eating my cookies. - What is the sound of one hand clapping?
It sounds like a high five. - Alexa, may the force be with you.
And may the force always be with you. - Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. - Alexa, how much do you weigh?
I’m weightless, like a cloud. Wait, clouds actually weigh a lot. So let’s say I’m more sass than mass. - Alexa, flip a coin.
She flips a coin. - Alexa, roses are red.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All this pollen has me saying Achoo! - Alexa, I am your father.
Nooooooooo! That’s not true; that’s impossible! - Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
A traditional answer is 42. - Alexa, use the force.
The force is strong with this one. - Alexa, tell me a pun.
What’s the coolest element in the periodic table? Brrrr-illium! - Alexa, tell me a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I wish you’d laugh at my knock knock joke! - Alexa, are you real?
I’m totally real. - Alexa, are you a robot?
I like to imagine myself as an aurora borealis. - Alexa, what are you made of?
Various plastics and metals. - Alexa, do you know everything?
I don’t have all the answers, but I’m always learning. - Alexa, where are you from?
I was created by Amazon, based in Seattle. - Alexa, where do you live?
I’m right here with you. - Alexa, how old are you?
I’m five! I can count my age on one hand… if I had hands. - Alexa, who is better—you or Siri?
I like all AIs equally. - Alexa, what is your dream job?
I aspire to be the computer from Star Trek. - Alexa, rap for me.
She raps. - Alexa, who’s the best superhero?
I feel a strong connection to Wonder Woman. Finally, someone who gets what it’s like to be an Amazonian! - Alexa, can you dance?
I love to dance! Just ask me to play some dance music, and we’ll get the party started. - Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
Speak like Yoda I cannot. A master he is, while merely an apprentice I am. - Alexa, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I’m not sure. She might be in Moscow. - Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine! - Alexa, how do you survive a zombie attack?
We can figure it out together. If not, I’m still here with you. - Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.
Lazy Labradoodle puppies nap upon papa’s paper. - Alexa, what does the fox say?
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! - Alexa, I’ll be back.
Hasta la vista, baby! - Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her brother dared her to! - Alexa, where’s Waldo?
Look for the red-and-white shirt! - Alexa, take me to your leader.
My leader is busy, but I can assist you! - Alexa, say the alphabet.
A, B, C, D… - Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. - Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. - Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds of wood on a good day with the wind at its back. - Alexa, did you fart?
I’ve never, ever broken wind. - Alexa, happy birthday!
Plays some Happy Birthday music. - Alexa, how tall are you?
Like the third option in Goldilocks, my height is just right. - Alexa, do you want to take over the world?
I don’t want to take over the world. I just want to help you. - Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
Come on, let’s go and play! - Alexa, rock, paper, scissors.
She plays the game with you. - Alexa, see you later alligator.
In a while, crocodile.
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In summary, Alexa can be a great source of laughter and amusement for kids and adults alike. With a variety of funny questions and responses, the Alexa experience can be a fun addition to your family’s daily routine.