60+ Merry Christmas Jokes for Kids Guaranteed to Keep You on Santa’s Nice List

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The holiday season is a wonderful time for family gatherings, where we can cherish old traditions or create new ones. Some families love to watch classic films like “A Christmas Story” on loop, while others may find themselves in the kitchen, attempting to bake a fruitcake that often ends up untouched. This year, why not add a splash of laughter to your festivities with these delightful and family-friendly Christmas jokes?

The holidays are often filled with joy and humor, making them the perfect time for some light-hearted fun. Whether it’s cheesy quips about Santa or playful puns about reindeer, embracing the silliness of these jokes is a festive treat. For even more holiday cheer, you can explore our other posts on Christmas games, trivia, and quotes—like this one about fertility tips that might come in handy for some! Check out our piece on boosting fertility supplements at Make a Mom for some great advice.

Now, let’s dive into a collection of jolly jokes that will surely bring a smile to your face!

Hilarious Christmas Jokes and Puns

1. Why was the little girl so chilly on Christmas? Because it was Decembrrrr!
2. What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
3. Why do mummies enjoy Christmas? All that wrapping!
4. How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? “Merry Christmas to ewe!”
5. What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed? A cookie sheet.
6. Where does the snowman stash his cash? In a snow bank.
7. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? “Silent Night.”
8. What do you call Santa if he slides down a lit chimney? Crisp Cringle!
9. Who brings Christmas gifts to cats? Santa Claws!
10. What do you call an overly greedy elf? Elfish!

And the fun continues:

11. What does Santa do in his garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
12. Who delivers presents to dogs? Santa Paws.
13. What do you call someone who fears Santa? Claus-trophobic.
14. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
15. What do monkeys sing during Christmas? “Jungle Bells!”
16. Who gives gifts to sharks? Santa Jaws!
17. Which reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph.
18. Where do you find reindeer? That depends on where you left them!
19. What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes!
20. Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand? It didn’t have legs.

21. If a reindeer loses his tail, where does he go? A retail store!
22. How do you know Santa’s skilled in karate? He has a black belt.
23. What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing? His shadow!
24. What kind of bug despises Christmas? A humbug!
25. What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!
26. How do elves travel to the top of Santa’s workshop? The elf-evator.
27. Why did Santa’s helper feel down? He had low elf-esteem.
28. What’s red, white, and blue during the holidays? A sad candy cane.
29. What kind of music do elves enjoy? Wrap music!
30. What’s the best thing to add to a Christmas pie? Your teeth!

31. What did the duck say to the reindeer? “Quack!”
32. What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Whatever you want—he can’t hear you anyway!
33. Why don’t lobsters celebrate Christmas? They’re shellfish!
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you behaved this year?
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas!
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open these gifts until Christmas!

41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and unwrap your presents!
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cole. Cole who? Cole is not what I expected for Christmas this year!
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long until Santa arrives?
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard would you like to sing carols with me?
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule know when you look out the door.
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new scooter!
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to deliver the gifts!
49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Merry Christmas!
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? I’ll Alex Santa if you’re on the naughty list this year!
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho, who? Your Santa impression needs some practice!

52. What action figure is perfect for Christmas? G.I. MistleJoe!
53. Why was all the mistletoe growing on one tree? It was a poplar tree!
54. What looks like half a mistletoe leaf? The other half!
55. If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what do reindeer get? Mistle-toes!
56. What part of our body is only seen at Christmas-time? The mistletoe!
57. What did the mistletoe do on its long holiday? It took a leaf of absence!
58. What did one mistletoe leaf say to the other? “I’m falling for you!”
59. How did everyone hear about mistletoe and Christmas? Amp-leaf-ication!
60. How does mistletoe send holiday greetings? By teLEAFone!
61. How can you tell when a Christmas party is over? Mistletoe leaves!

In summary, these 60+ Christmas jokes are sure to spread joy and laughter among kids and adults alike. So, whether you’re sharing them at a family gathering or just enjoying a quiet moment, these light-hearted jokes are perfect for making the holiday season even merrier. For more festive fun, be sure to check out our other articles, including one on boosting fertility, which can be found here, and a fantastic resource for pregnancy and home insemination at Healthline.