As I finally got my three kids packed into the van for summer camp, the sun suddenly peeked through the clouds. Seriously? Thanks a lot, Mother Nature! Alexa had warned us about a rainy day, and the skies had been dreary all morning, which convinced me to skip the sunscreen—what a gift that turned out to be. Putting sunscreen on three wiggly kids, who were already moaning about how cold the water would be for swimming lessons, is every bit as enjoyable as it sounds. But with the sun now blazing, I knew I had to at least protect their faces before they jumped into the pool.
As I dashed back inside, I realized this is precisely why we’re never on time! I used to judge other parents for their delays, but here I was, running back into my house for roll-on sunscreen. Ugh…
And this was just the beginning of our chaotic attempt to leave the driveway. Two of my kids were fine with the roll-on, but my youngest, Lily, insisted on doing things her way. As I started backing out, I glanced back to see Lily squeezing a quarter cup of sunscreen onto her face from the tube she had packed for camp.
“MY EYE! IT HURTS SO MUCH!” she wailed.
Turning around, I noticed she looked like she had taken a dive into a pool of sunscreen. With her eyes squeezed shut and flailing arms, she was screaming about the stinging in her eye.
By this point, I had already handled breakfast, cleaned up the aftermath, packed three lunches with snacks, and managed to pack three backpacks—all while being accused of being the worst parent for not allowing screen time. After all that effort, I finally had all three kids ready to go, and then Mother Nature throws a curveball with her little burst of sunshine.
“Well, this is what happens when you don’t listen. Instead of waiting for your turn with the roll-on, you got lotion in your eye,” I said. I pulled out baby wipes to clean her up, but she resisted and rubbed her other eye, which only made her scream louder.
“WILL IT ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS?! OWWWWIE!”
I had no sympathy left.
“I don’t know, but I have a feeling you’ll manage. Keep crying; that might help! I’ll grab a wet cloth.”
Back inside, I remembered I had left the coffee pot on, rinsed the cereal bowls because nobody wants to deal with hardened Frosted Flakes, and finally found a washcloth to bring back out. I told her to dab her eyes on the way to camp. It wasn’t even 8:30 am, and I was already spent. I checked the clock and realized the last ten minutes had been pure chaos.
This was just one day, one attempt to leave, and it perfectly illustrated why it takes so long to get anywhere with kids. Still, at least we were finally in the car and buckled up—an achievement on most days, given the inevitable delays. Whether it’s a child’s ambitious project that they think can be completed in two minutes or an urgent call of nature, there’s always something.
Why is it that the moment I say it’s time to go, someone suddenly needs to use the bathroom? And don’t even get me started on mismatched socks, disappearing shoes, or toothpaste on the wall behind the toilet. I’m pretty sure I started the dishwasher without detergent, so I better check that too.
It’s never-ending. Did I turn off the oven? Did I lock the back door? Oh great, why are all the lights on? And why is the dog still outside? Can someone please close the door? I guess you can bring Optimus Prime, but no, you don’t need to pack a bag of Pokémon cards, 17 stuffed animals, homemade slime, and a change of clothes for your imaginary pet monkey! Sure, bring the cards—oh great, you dropped them. Of course, you need a snack while I’m the only one cleaning this mess. And why are you back in the house?
It’s a miracle we ever go anywhere! And if we do manage to get there on time, someone deserves a high-five. So, to my pre-kid self, I apologize for ever judging you for being late. I was blissfully unaware, and let me tell you, now I completely understand.
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Summary
Parenting often turns simple tasks into chaotic adventures, especially when it comes to getting out of the house. From sunscreen mishaps to last-minute bathroom breaks, every day brings its fair share of challenges. The journey is overwhelming but also a testament to resilience. Understanding these struggles can lead to greater empathy towards other parents navigating similar situations.