I may have started my journey in Canada and spent time in Illinois, but the heart of my upbringing beats strongly in Wisconsin, where I absorbed life lessons that shaped who I am today.
Quit the Complaining
Midwesterners are often praised for their kindness, but let’s not forget our resilience. When “Sconnie” families are buried under 31 inches of snow on Halloween, you best believe Halloween is still a go. Sure, it might take a bit longer to collect candy, but trudging through the snow while dressed as a superhero is half the thrill! And what’s that Toro 18-inch Electric Power Curve Snow Thrower doing in the garage if not for clearing paths while channeling your inner Darth Vader? Seriously, quit complaining.
It’s Not ‘Soda’; It’s ‘Pop’
Let’s get this straight: in Wisconsin, we don’t say “soda.” That word simply doesn’t exist in our vocabulary. It’s “pop,” and that’s the end of the discussion.
There’s a Season for Everything
In Wisconsin, our seasons are uniquely organized: Packers, Brewers, Packers, and House Lights. December stands alone as we shift our focus from sports to extravagant holiday displays that light up the neighborhoods. And yes, plastic lawn decorations, especially those whimsical deer, are a staple in our festive decor.
Work Ethic to Be Proud Of
When fresh graduates from the University of Wisconsin (shoutout to my alma mater!) land in bustling cities like New York, Boston, or Los Angeles, they’re often snatched up for internships and entry-level roles. Why? Because employers adore their work ethic. These grads are polite, humble, and ready to roll up their sleeves. No one from Wisconsin boasts about hitting it big before 30; we prefer to grind it out and earn our success.
Cheese Fixes Everything
Need a pick-me-up? A slice of sharp cheddar can do wonders. And during tough times, a bit of savory Swiss might just be the answer. Trust me on this one.
Water Skiing Is a Right of Passage
If you’re not up to speed on water skis at the lake—any of Wisconsin’s 15,000 lakes—you might need to reconsider your skills. Family trips to the lake involve camping, campfires, and s’mores, and being able to stand on skis is just part of the deal.
Respect Your Elders
Respect for parents runs deep in Wisconsin. You won’t find many kids here giving attitude to their folks. It seems the numerous mega-churches around here are instilling solid values about honoring family.
Cow-Tipping: An Odd Tradition
While not everyone lives on a farm, they’re typically just a short drive away. And yes, cow-tipping has been known to happen among bored teens after Friday night football games. Just don’t try this at home.
Friday Night Fish Fry
No matter where you are in Wisconsin—Fond du Lac, Milwaukee, or Green Bay—a Friday night isn’t complete without a fish fry. Gather your family for some crispy cod and potato wedges, preferably in the cozy ambiance of a church basement. If you’re in Sun Prairie, you might want to check out Buck & Honey’s for the best experience.
Brats Are Not Spoiled Kids
When we talk about brats—pronounced “brahts”—we’re referring to sausage, not children. Treat them with the respect they deserve (and a helping of sauerkraut). Confusing a bratwurst with a hot dog? That’s a surefire way to get chased out of town.
Beer: A Cultural Staple
For those over 18, let’s just say we might be a little lenient—when it comes to beer, that is. If you’re under 21, just steer clear of bars. But if you find yourself enjoying a cold one at a friend’s barbecue, we understand. Beer is a way of life here, bringing people together. Locals love sipping on Leinenkugel’s or Capital Brewery brews. If you’re in the capital, Madison, and you’ve got a cold beverage in hand while overlooking Lake Mendota, you’re living the Wisconsin dream. It’s no wonder many of us never leave—or always come back.
In summary, growing up in Wisconsin means embracing resilience, cherishing family values, and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. From our love for cheese and brats to the importance of community traditions, these experiences shape us in ways that last a lifetime.
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