I always knew that being a parent would come with its joys, which is why I nudged my partner for three years to start our family. What I didn’t expect were the delightful surprises that come with having a crew of little ones. For those of you already on the parenting journey or those contemplating it—perhaps with a hesitant partner—here are ten wonderful things you can look forward to!
- Kids receive an endless supply of candy from well-meaning family and friends, but as a responsible parent, you’re practically obligated to sample most of it. So go ahead, indulge—it’s for the kids, right?
- You gain incredible abilities—like the power to know everything and the ability to make boo-boos vanish with just a kiss. It’s like becoming a superhero in your own right.
- Watching your partner beam with delight when your child finds their dad’s jokes funny (even if they’re groan-worthy) is a sight to behold. Finally, someone appreciates their humor beyond the family dog!
- For a few delightful years, you can look forward to a treasure trove of partially eaten chicken nuggets and mac and cheese left behind by your children. Enjoy this phase—soon they’ll be devouring their meals and swiping yours!
- Dining out with kids often means being seated in the back, away from the other diners. While some may find this inconvenient, I see it as our private little oasis. It’s like enjoying a VIP experience!
- Many places don’t have public restrooms, but if you’re accompanied by a little one with a tiny bladder, you might just score access to the employee bathroom. Confession: Sometimes it’s actually me who needs to go. Adults have their own bathroom emergencies too!
- Traveling with small children? Don’t sweat it if there’s no room in the overhead compartment for your carry-on. Your child will get you pre-boarding privileges, leaving someone else to check their bag at the gate.
- Kids are the ultimate excuse-makers. Sorry, we can’t make it to your open mic night; we can’t find a babysitter. Or, we have to leave your gathering early because the kiddos need to hit the hay.
- Cake! Every child your kid knows will invite them to their birthday bash. Once they start school, it’s even better—some classes invite the whole gang! You may not get your own slice, but you can always sneak a bite from your child’s piece. Just remember, stealing from another kid is a no-go—apparently that’s “inappropriate.”
- You get to relive your cherished childhood stories with your kids. What’s up, Roald Dahl? I’ve missed you, old pal!
Bonus: There’s always someone available for a cuddle, and let’s be honest, your kids probably smell better than the family pet!
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In summary, while parenting comes with its challenges, the unexpected joys and perks make it all worthwhile. Embrace the adventure!
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