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Swearing? It’s like breathing to me. I’ve been told I have a sailor’s mouth since high school, but guess what? I’m a grown woman now and I’ll cuss if I want to!
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Here are some of my favorite go-to phrases: “Crap sandwich,” “Dumbass,” and of course, “Freaking ridiculous.” Liberating, isn’t it?
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Some folks say bad words are inappropriate. To me, they’re just a delightful way to express myself!
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Need to use “f**k” as a noun? How many f**ks do you have left? As an adjective? Oh, it’s the most f**king amazing thing ever!
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These aren’t bad words; they’re just adult words. And they bring me joy! So I’m going to keep swearing in the new year.
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Let’s address those who think women shouldn’t curse. News flash: I’ll say what I want, thank you very much!
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Then there are the non-swearers. Bless their hearts, they must be living in a bubble compared to my colorful vocabulary!
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Even when I remind myself to keep it clean, sometimes my mouth just doesn’t get the memo.
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I swear even when asked not to. It’s part of who I am!
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Swearing is just woven into my personality. I’ve learned to own it, and you can too!
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And let’s be real: no word is more versatile than “f**k.”
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I’ve got a handle on my swearing, most of the time… okay, sometimes… alright, I’m working on it!
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For many of us, swearing is a reflex, especially in today’s chaotic world.
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But don’t get it twisted; swearing doesn’t mean we lack kindness. We’re honest and loyal folks!
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Yes, I drop the f-bomb in front of my kids. If you don’t have kids, you probably won’t understand why.
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Don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t be saying around my kids. They’ll pick up words anyway!
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Parenting is all about trial and error, and swearing is part of that process for me.
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At the end of the day, it’s your choice to be offended by cursing. Usually, those who are could use a little more fun in their lives!
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So embrace the art of swearing; it might just brighten your day.
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In conclusion, swearing is a form of self-expression that can be both liberating and fun. Whether it’s a stress reliever or simply a part of your personality, let loose and enjoy the colorful language. For more tips on navigating parenting, don’t forget to visit our related blogs for insights and guidance on home insemination kits and the journey to motherhood.