Hello and happy Friday! As you gear up for a fun-filled end-of-summer weekend, try not to think about the terrifying prospect of a darkened theater packed with murderous clowns at every turn. But alas, here we are. An Austin, Texas theater has decided to bring our deepest fears to life by hosting an all-clown screening of Stephen King’s chilling adaptation of “It.”
No, thank you.
This terrifying event comes courtesy of the same group that organized the all-women screenings of Wonder Woman earlier this year. Alamo Drafthouse in Austin is clearly skilled at both delighting and horrifying us. Because really, who needs bladder control when surrounded by a dimly lit crowd dressed as clowns? Just the thought of it is enough to leave me speechless with dread.
And let’s not forget—this movie looks absolutely bone-chilling. If you need a reminder, check out the trailer. Who in their right mind would want to watch this horror show surrounded by a throng of demonic clowns?
According to the theater’s website, participants are encouraged to arrive on September 9th dressed in their best clown attire. “Please come in your own Pennywise-inspired outfits and be prepared to float with us.”
No way. Just. No.
To make matters worse, there’s even an Alamo “It” pre-party featuring face painters for clown touch-ups, a photo booth, raffles for prizes, and other spine-chilling festivities. Merriment? More like murderment—okay, not a real word, but these are unusual times.
The all-clown screenings are happening at three Alamo locations, and one of them is already sold out. But don’t worry—the Slaughter Lane venue still has tickets available. Yes, you read that right: Slaughter Lane. To watch “It.” Surrounded by potentially stabby clowns.
We’re all going to float right out of this horror show.
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In summary, the all-clown screening of ‘It’ promises to be an absolute nightmare for anyone with a fear of clowns. With pre-parties and plenty of eerie activities, it’s a unique experience that combines horror and hilarity—if you can handle it.