Dear Santa,
As a devoted practitioner of holistic health, I’ve embraced essential oils, composted, and prepped nutrient-dense bone broth this year. I believe I’ve earned a few special gifts on my wishlist, especially since shopping for someone who loves earthy scents can be a challenge. So, I’ve compiled a list of delightful items I hope to see under the tree this Christmas/Solstice.
Chickens and a Cozy Coop
Santa, if you could deliver just one item, let it be chickens and a coop. Sure, they might face the occasional fox lurking nearby, and the cost of their feed could rival those organic, no-cage eggs from the grocery store. But these chickens will become my companions. They’ll cuddle in my lap and provide eggs for my family, even though the kids turn up their noses at scrambled eggs and hardboiled creations. And yes, those eggs may come with a bit of chicken manure. That’s just a sign of true love.
Canning Essentials
I’m ready to embark on the canning adventure of a lifetime, Santa! I want every tool necessary to transform our harvest into preserved delights. From pickling to candying, I’ll be canning like a pro. Just wait for peach season—I’ll create so many jars of peaches that we might just have to share with our community. And I promise not to give anyone botulism. Well, let’s be honest; they might sit unused in my kitchen for years, but it’ll add to my crunchy cred!
Waldorf Toys Galore
I’m yearning for all the enchanting Waldorf toys—the whimsical fabric elf, the vibrant wooden rainbow, and the charming treehouse with organic wooden dolls. I even want that sought-after Bamboletta doll, complete with rainbow hair and a mini doll in a ring sling. Of course, these treasures are intended for my child.
A Year’s Supply of Nag Champa
For those who don’t know, Nag Champa is an Indian incense fragrance loved by earthy souls everywhere. It’s essential for masking any unpleasant odors, from diaper changes to the smell of cooked greens. It transforms my home into a fragrant sanctuary, reminiscent of a college dorm aiming to mask scents—though we can’t discuss any other scents in the air.
A Handwoven Wrap
I’ve outgrown the Moby, Santa; it’s time for something special. I’m seeking a handwoven wrap made from luxurious materials, ideally featuring rainbow colors in a size 6. The intricate carries I can achieve with it would be the envy of all my crunchy friends, but I’ll spare you the details.
Breastmilk Jewelry
Imagine turning my breastmilk into a beautiful piece of jewelry. I’d send it off to be transformed into a locket or ring, preserving those precious memories forever. It’s a unique treasure that feels like a modern-day relic.
Eco-Friendly Menstrual Products
Who needs conventional pads and tampons? Santa, I want to embrace the unconventional. Bring me a Diva Cup, sea sponges, and a variety of reusable options, including crocheted tampons. For those heavier days, I’ll need organic pads made with Zorb. I’m ready to navigate this monthly cycle with an eco-conscious twist.
That Coveted Diaper
You know the one—the limited edition diaper that’s hot right now. I can’t wait to add it to my collection for my baby. I just hope it stays pristine and doesn’t get stained during use.
Thank you for considering my wishes, Santa. I’ll leave you some gluten-free treats on Christmas Eve.
Warm regards,
A Holistically Minded Mom
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In summary, I’m ready to embrace the joys of motherhood with a little help from Santa. From chickens and canning tools to whimsical toys and sustainable products, my wishlist reflects a commitment to an eco-friendly lifestyle.