This holiday season, I’m skipping the usual platitudes and getting straight to the point about what I really desire. Here’s my straightforward Christmas wish list:
1. A Fresh Pair of Yoga Pants
First off, I need a fresh pair of yoga pants. Once I step through the door, my real clothes come off, and I end up with holes in all my pants from crawling around while playing with the kids.
2. A Car Trip Without the Frozen Soundtrack
I would love just one car trip without the incessant Frozen soundtrack blaring in the background.
3. A Perfect Family Photo
A single family photo where everyone is looking at the camera would be a dream come true—no blinks, no blurriness. I want to frame that picture and display it proudly, showcasing a moment when my kids had clean faces and matching outfits.
4. New Earrings
I could use some new earrings, even if I can only wear them on date nights since my little one loves to tug at them until my ears are sore.
5. A Spa Day
A spa day would be heavenly, allowing me to feel like a woman again instead of the disheveled mom sporting a bun and baby food in my hair.
6. A New White Comforter
I also crave a new white comforter for our bedroom to create a romantic atmosphere, a small sanctuary amidst the chaos of family life.
7. Gift Cards and a Day of Shopping
Gift cards to my favorite stores would be fantastic, along with a day of shopping sans children. And it would be a bonus if I felt fabulous in everything I tried on!
8. A Year’s Supply of Chocolate
A year’s supply of chocolate—completely mine—would really hit the spot. No sharing, please.
9. Pre-Planned Date Nights
I wish for pre-planned and fully funded date nights, so we actually go out instead of defaulting to bringing the kids along to fast food.
10. A Massage Gift Card
A massage gift card would be much appreciated; the last time I went, the therapist suggested I make it a regular thing, and that was before I had kids!
11. New Perfume
New perfume is on my list too, so I can smell anything other than baby spit-up.
12. A More Efficient Vacuum Cleaner
A more efficient vacuum cleaner would help me tackle the endless mess that my kids create, allowing me to actually enjoy using it.
13. A Thoughtful Gift from My Husband
I hope for a thoughtful gift from my husband, something that shows he put in effort and reminds me of our love story.
14. A Maid Service
A maid service to clean the house while I’m away would be a dream—no more hiding month-old food bits left behind by my toddler!
15. A Gym Membership
A gym membership would ease my guilt over indulging in that third cookie after the kids are asleep.
16. A Date Without Responsibilities
Lastly, I want a date where I’m not responsible for making the reservation or finding a babysitter.
If you manage to snag any of these items from my Christmas wish list, maybe we can discuss some holiday romance!
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In summary, this Christmas wish list is all about practical desires that can make a busy mom’s life a little brighter and more manageable.