Romantic relationships can be likened to the wardrobe in my closet. Stay with me; this analogy will make sense.
When you first start dating, your relationship resembles those striking leather pants: alluring, intense, and a bit perspiring. As time progresses, it transitions into a comfortable pair of skinny jeans: they generally fit well, but you occasionally wonder if they’ll still fit after a wash.
Now, let’s talk about marriage—specifically, marriage before children. Picture that stylish, ethically-made T-shirt emblazoned with an indie band logo, perfectly hugging your figure. It’s not just visually appealing; it feels amazing too.
Then comes marriage with kids. Unlike that trendy T-shirt, this phase is more akin to a pair of cozy flannel pajama pants that you slip into every night. They might be stained and worn, perhaps even a bit odorous due to infrequent washing, but they sport an elastic waistband and whimsical dancing reindeer designs. They may not be the most fashionable attire, but they are undoubtedly your most cherished piece of clothing. These are your go-to pants: your comfort clothes, your lounge wear, your everything-is-better-when-you-wear-them pants.
In this journey, there’s marriage, and then there’s marriage with kids—those reindeer pajama pants that are starting to show some wear because they’re your favorite.
Marriage with children often means spending weeks planning a date night, only for it to turn into a cozy evening of takeout while binge-watching reruns of Parks and Recreation because the babysitter canceled or one of the kids fell ill. It’s the little notes left on the nightstand saying, “I took the kids for donuts so you could sleep in.”
It involves scheduling intimacy and managing quick moments in the bathroom, all while trying to avoid interruptions from a curious 5-year-old. You find yourself reminding your partner to groom, whether it’s about shaving back hair or pointing out that pesky white chin hair that’s starting to curl.
This phase of marriage is about holding hands at your daughter’s basketball game and stifling laughter during your son’s school concert. It’s navigating discussions about 529 plans, holiday plans, and modern math techniques, often spelling out entire conversations to keep them private.
Forgiveness becomes essential in this relationship because you’re too exhausted to engage in arguments over trivial matters. You know you’re still a team, even when you’re throwing around expletives during heated debates about finances.
In the midst of all this, conversations often get interrupted by “Daddy, guess what?!” or “Mommy, look at me!” leading to many unfinished thoughts. Sleep becomes a valuable currency, and planning your son’s birthday party turns into a series of 42 emails and at least 87 text messages discussing chocolate, wine, and toilet paper.
You may find yourself dozing off on the couch while watching Saturday Night Live, only to wake up wrapped in your favorite fleece blanket. Inside jokes abound, mainly revolving around the amusing things your kids say and the bizarre antics of other parents.
You might vow not to talk about the kids during date night, but after the first cocktail, you throw that plan out the window. You reminisce about carefree days while planning for the future amid the chaos of parenting, all while wiping toddler bottoms and scrubbing crayon off the walls.
This version of marriage is less pristine, a bit stained, softer, and more frayed around the edges—because parenting is messy and challenging, yet those reindeer pajama pants make everything feel a little more manageable.
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In summary, the journey of marriage after kids is all about embracing the chaos, finding joy in the mundane, and realizing that love takes on a new, comfortable form when children enter the picture.