As I’ve grown older, I’ve come to embrace various aspects of my personality. For example, I prefer my coffee tepid, and I’m not a fan of smoothies or anything kale-related. I have curves that make finding the right jeans a challenge, and I can’t wear turtlenecks without looking like I’ve been robbed of my neck. I can be impatient, a bit dramatic, and certainly edgy. And yes, I have a penchant for swearing that could rival any tattooed biker.
In simpler terms, I say “freaking” — a lot and with gusto.
Some might deem my colorful language as unrefined, undignified, or simply inappropriate. But honestly? I couldn’t care less. My interest in others’ opinions has run dry. Instead, I overflow with inventive ways to express my indifference.
Swearing is a core part of who I am. Asking me to curb my language is akin to telling me to stop enjoying coffee or wearing stretchy pants. Not happening, so please, chill out.
I’m intelligent and compassionate. I also have a great sense of humor, and while I might drop a few expletives, I refuse to apologize for it.
And really, why should you be bothered by my language? If I’m not directing my words at you, there’s nothing harmful about swearing. In fact, there are moments so chaotic that a simple “gosh darn it” just won’t cut it. You need a well-timed expletive, perhaps a quirky term like “foolishness” or a classic like “damn it all.”
There’s nothing like a good series of creative curses to relieve the stress after an inconsiderate driver cuts you off or a stranger asks if you’re expecting when you aren’t (thanks for the reminder!). Even if it’s just a general “enough of this nonsense” attitude toward the daily chaos of parenting or the turmoil in the news, swearing is my go-to stress reliever. Some people knit; I express myself through cursing. Different strokes for different folks.
Moreover, swearing can be liberating and entertaining. Contrary to popular belief, it’s also a sign of intelligence. Studies show that those who can articulate various forms of a curse word (e.g., “jerk,” “moron,” “numpty”) demonstrate linguistic prowess. It’s impressive to wield “freaking” as a noun, verb, and adverb, after all.
And no, I’m not damaging my children by allowing them to hear me express myself. Research indicates that they learn the appropriate contexts for such language. It’s not like I’m cursing at their school or during family dinners.
Look, some people swear, and some don’t — and that’s perfectly okay. If you prefer not to curse, that’s your choice. Just like some folks enjoy classical music while others prefer rock. Personally, I’m not a fan of classical, and I don’t eat meat — so I don’t listen to it or order a steak. I don’t clutch my pearls or cover my kids’ ears when I hear you enjoy a juicy burger while discussing your favorite symphonies.
Recently, I received a surprise gift from a friend who insisted I was the “perfect match” for it. It was a mug that read, “I don’t just curse; I articulate profanity like a lady.” This mug is now my favorite. Ironically, I was in the midst of advising my son to tone down his swearing when I opened it, but that’s a tale for another time.
Life is challenging enough without pretending to be someone else. I’m a confident, almost 40-year-old woman who abhors kale, avoids yoga, and unapologetically embraces words like “damn,” “crap,” and “freaking.” I’m not a bad person; I’m simply comfortable expressing myself. Life is fleeting, and swearing adds a little joy to my day.
In essence, I’m a fierce individual who confidently embraces her colorful language and the joy it brings. Give it a try; you might find it liberating too.
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Summary
Embracing swearing as a part of one’s identity can be liberating and humorous. The author reflects on personal quirks, the societal perceptions of swearing, and the joy it brings in stressful situations. With a focus on authenticity, the piece encourages readers to be true to themselves while acknowledging different perspectives on language.