Dear America,
Let’s have a candid discussion about some of the names being given to children these days. Honestly, it’s time to reconsider the trend toward unique and often bizarre names. Recently, I came across a story about a well-known athlete who named his son “Bingo.” While I’m sure he meant well, that name sounds more fitting for a dog than a human. Imagine the scenarios: “This is my son, Bingo.” or “Bingo, come here!” Think about how that name will be received throughout his life. It simply doesn’t work.
Many names today seem to miss the mark entirely. For instance, names like “Kattelynn” or “Paisley” feel more like trendy fashion choices rather than proper names for a child. And let’s not even get started on those names with extra letters or unusual spellings. It’s as if some parents believe that creativity in naming should come with a side of confusion.
To those parents opting for names inspired by pop culture or fantasy, consider the long-term ramifications. Your child isn’t going to grow up wishing to be associated with characters from their favorite books or shows. Names like “Frodo” or “Daenerys” could lead to some eyebrow raises. Moreover, names that are overly literary or pretentious—think “Atticus” or “Sartoris”—can create an impression of elitism that may not resonate well in everyday life.
And please, let’s just retire the names that sound good for pets. “Boomer,” “Fido,” and “Ninja” are all great for furry friends but are not suitable for humans. If you can easily shout it across a park and expect a dog to respond, it’s probably not fit for your child.
It’s important to remember that a name reflects on the parents as much as it does on the child. So if you choose something outlandish, be prepared to shoulder the judgment that comes with it. After all, we live in a society where names are scrutinized and often serve as the first impression.
If you’re looking for inspiration, consider traditional names or even unique options that don’t stray too far from the norm. There’s beauty in names that strike a balance between distinctiveness and practicality. Resources like WHO provide excellent information on pregnancy and family planning, and can guide you through naming discussions as well.
In the end, it’s about giving your child a name they can carry with pride throughout their life. Let’s aim for names that don’t just sound cool today but will age well into adulthood.