18 Ways Parenthood Has Made Me Uncool: A Doctor’s Perspective

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As a parent and a doctor, I’ve come to realize that keeping up with pop culture can be quite the challenge. My focus has shifted significantly from the latest tech trends to ensuring my kids are healthy and happy. While my colleagues might suggest I need to “get with the times,” I often find myself in a completely different world. Here are some humorous ways that being a parent has made me feel a bit out of touch.

  1. I might not comprehend TikTok, but I can expertly navigate the complexities of pediatric medicine.
  2. I’ve never seen Game of Thrones, yet I can recite the entire cast of Peppa Pig.
  3. For me, the Minions are the real celebrities.
  4. I can name several types of dinosaurs but couldn’t tell you who’s dating who in Hollywood.
  5. I don’t have wireless headphones, but I do own a high-quality stethoscope.
  6. My knowledge extends much further for My Little Pony than it does for the latest pop band.
  7. I might have heard a bit about celebrity breakups, but I’m well-versed in Minecraft strategies.
  8. Discussing the transition from Steve to Joe on Blue’s Clues? Absolutely! Political debates? Not so much.
  9. I find myself munching on more leftover crusts than sipping on green smoothies.
  10. I don’t sip iced coffee from trendy cups — I’m busy pouring milk into sippy cups with one hand.
  11. I haven’t caught up with the latest music hits, but I can belt out every lyric from “Let It Go.”
  12. I can snap a selfie, though finding a flattering angle amidst kid messes is a challenge.
  13. I know enough about ride-sharing apps to understand their limitations when it comes to family safety.
  14. My iPhone is often out of commission thanks to tiny hands, so I’m not up to date on apps.
  15. For me, Netflix and Chill means putting on a show so I can enjoy a moment of silence.
  16. I’ve never tuned into The Walking Dead, but I can strategize effectively in Plants vs. Zombies.
  17. I may not grasp the latest slang, but I can communicate in a language that includes “puppy” and “princess.”
  18. The soundtrack of my life comes from Yo Gabba Gabba! and Minecraft mixes, not the top 40 charts.

While I might not be the most trendy parent on the block, I embrace the shift in my priorities. Parenting may not be considered cool by some, but it’s a fulfilling journey that I wouldn’t trade for anything. For those considering their own paths in parenting, exploring resources like Mount Sinai’s infertility resources or learning about at-home options through Make A Mom’s insemination kits can be incredibly helpful. And for additional insights, check out this blog post that might offer more guidance on your journey.

In summary, while I may not be in tune with every trendy topic, my expertise lies in the world of medicine and nurturing my children. Embracing the uncool side of parenthood makes every moment special.

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