- The joy of hearing your baby laugh is unparalleled.
- Your partner’s affection for the baby will deepen your love for them.
- Finding a baby bottle that your little one will accept feels like hitting the jackpot.
- You might find that your bras and underwear from before baby are no longer suitable (or even wearable).
- Two solid hours of crying can never overshadow the love you’ll feel in 22 hours.
- Your home will often resemble a laundry mountain, and you might lose a small car in it.
- Preparing to leave the house on time may take you a good six months to master.
- The magical powers of Elmo’s voice can calm even the fussiest baby.
- A delightful lunch with an old friend can be just as vital as a pediatrician visit.
- The sheer variety of bodily fluids you and your baby will produce is astonishing.
- You may find the size of your nipples changing dramatically.
- It’s perfectly acceptable to refresh yourself with a baby wipe instead of a shower.
- The internet is filled with coupon codes for everything you’ll need for your baby.
- Your single friends may not be as eager to babysit as you hope.
- You’ll realize that five minutes of alone time in the bathroom is a treasured luxury.
- During those late-night feedings, you’ll discover an abundance of Law & Order reruns.
- A tiny baby can produce messes that seem fit for a grown adult.
- You might find yourself willing to trade almost anything for a bit more sleep.
- Your true friends won’t mind the chaos in your home.
- Your partner can become the source of all your love and frustration, depending on how your day is going.
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In summary, the first year with a baby is full of surprises—some delightful, others challenging. Embrace the chaos, cherish the moments, and remember that every parent has walked this path before you.