Nothing can truly prepare you for the adventure of labor. You might binge-watch countless instructional videos and devour every book on the subject, but when the moment arrives, you’ll find that a baby has to make its way out of your body—and confusion, panic, and annoyance (not to mention a surprising amount of bodily fluids) may ensue.
Buzzfeed has produced a video that humorously encompasses the chaotic nature of labor, and they’ve done an admirable job.
“Can someone please get their hand out of me?” Oh dear, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Leave your modesty at the entrance; it simply won’t survive this experience. Expect a parade of medical professionals examining your nether regions. Just try to mentally prepare for that now.
This video is also a fantastic resource for partners. It offers essential advice, such as the potential for an unexpected mess (yes, there may be poop involved!). Also, a pro tip: avoid eating in front of your laboring partner, steer clear of intrusive photography, and just aim to be as unobtrusive as possible.
“Um, excuse me? Is anyone going to hand me my baby?”
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In summary, childbirth is an experience filled with surprises and challenges that no one fully prepares you for. A dose of humor can go a long way in easing the tension, making it easier for both partners to navigate the roller coaster of emotions that accompany the arrival of a new baby.