Gwyneth Paltrow recently shared a breakfast smoothie recipe on her lifestyle website, and it has the internet buzzing with laughter. The concoction, whimsically titled “GP’s Morning Smoothie,” is less of a straightforward smoothie and more of an enchanting potion that sounds almost mythical.
The recipe boldly states, “Gwyneth enjoys one of these every morning, regardless of whether she’s detoxing or not. Tailor your Moon Juice moon dust to fit the day ahead—brain dust for a busy workday, sex dust for a date night,” and so on. First, let’s break down the ingredients that make up this intriguing drink:
- 1 cup almond milk
- 1 tablespoon almond butter
- 1 teaspoon coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
- 1 teaspoon maca
- 1 teaspoon ashwagandha
- 1 teaspoon ho shou wu
- 1 teaspoon cordyceps
- 1 teaspoon moon dust of choice
- Pinch of Himalayan sea salt
- Pinch of vanilla powder (optional)
The instructions are refreshingly simple: “Combine all ingredients in a blender and blitz to combine.” I must confess that my blender lacks the magical “blitz” setting. After checking, it appears I’ve got a plain old blender, far from Paltrow’s lofty standards.
This recipe is so outlandish that you might just want to frame it and send it as a holiday greeting card. The inclusion of optional vanilla powder is a nice touch, but don’t you dare skip out on the cordyceps or ashwagandha. It’s time to rummage through your kitchen for these items and blend them all together. If you’re missing moon dust, fear not—Gwyneth’s online shop offers it for a mere $55 for two ounces.
Don’t you ever wonder what it would be like to be Gwyneth Paltrow, even if just for a day? To share a breakfast smoothie with such outlandish ingredients on your lifestyle platform? Perhaps that’s just a thought I’m projecting.
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In summary, Gwyneth Paltrow’s breakfast smoothie recipe may seem like an elaborate joke, but its fantastical ingredients have certainly captured attention. Whether or not anyone will actually make it is another story, but it’s clear that Gwyneth continues to generate buzz with her unique approach to wellness.